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Hoopy427

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Slippy bought the players, picked the team, gave them the tactics and got them skelped. If they could afford to bin him, sevco would. The klan are no longer behind him so you have to wonder if the team are.
No so easy to get rid of this failure they just extended his contract! 😹
I don't imagine it cost much compo getting rid of Warbs or Brother Pedro, different story with Slippy, then the amount of money they spunked backing him. 7m for Kunt! 😹
One of the Klan on Klyde were bitching about the ranjurs insistence on gambling on unproven managers tonight! To think he was a hero not 6 weeks ago! 😹
 

26+6=1

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A man is walking through the park in Derry when all of a sudden, he notices a big giant Doberman pouncing on a wee girl. He runs over and grabs the dog and wrestles it to the ground and breaks its neck killing it instantly.

A passing reporter sees the whole thing and runs over.
''That was amazing! I just saw what you just did! You saved that wee girls life. Will you give me an interview for the Derry Journal?'' He grabs his notepad and writes the headline:
''Brave Top of the Hill man Saves The Day.''

''Hold on,'' says the man. ''I'm not from Top of the Hill.''
''Oh right, sorry.'' says the reporter. He writes again: ''Brave Bogsider saves girl from Savage Beast.''
''Wait, wait.'' the man protests. ''I'm not from the Bog either!''
''Oh right, sorry about that again.'' says the reporter. He writes again: "Brave Creggan man risks his life to save girl from Devil Doberman"
The man then said "Thats all very well but I'm not from Creggan either!!"
The reporter looks confused. ''Well then, where ARE you from?''
''Nelson Drive.'' The man replies.
''I see'' says the reporter and he writes in his notepad... .
''ORANGE BASTARD KILLS FAMILY PET''
 

kelly

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A man is walking through the park in Derry when all of a sudden, he notices a big giant Doberman pouncing on a wee girl. He runs over and grabs the dog and wrestles it to the ground and breaks its neck killing it instantly.

A passing reporter sees the whole thing and runs over.
''That was amazing! I just saw what you just did! You saved that wee girls life. Will you give me an interview for the Derry Journal?'' He grabs his notepad and writes the headline:
''Brave Top of the Hill man Saves The Day.''

''Hold on,'' says the man. ''I'm not from Top of the Hill.''
''Oh right, sorry.'' says the reporter. He writes again: ''Brave Bogsider saves girl from Savage Beast.''
''Wait, wait.'' the man protests. ''I'm not from the Bog either!''
''Oh right, sorry about that again.'' says the reporter. He writes again: "Brave Creggan man risks his life to save girl from Devil Doberman"
The man then said "Thats all very well but I'm not from Creggan either!!"
The reporter looks confused. ''Well then, where ARE you from?''
''Nelson Drive.'' The man replies.
''I see'' says the reporter and he writes in his notepad... .
''ORANGE BASTARD KILLS FAMILY PET''
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

26+6=1

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Arlene Foster gets accidentally cyrogenically frozen for 50 years. When she wakes up, the first question from her big, angry mouth is "What the hell happened?".
Her doctor comes over and says "Good afternoon Mrs Foster. You have been cryogenically frozen for 50 years, and I have good news and bad news for you." To which Arlene replies "Whats the bad news?" "Well," says the doc, "Ireland invaded England 25 years ago, Declan Kearney is Prime Minister, and Mary Lou McDonald has been crowned Queen." "Mother o'God!" cries Arlene. "Whats the GOOD news?" "Rangers beat Celtic last night" says her doc, with a grin. Arlene sits back and smiles. "What was the score?" Her doc turns to her and says "Three goals and four points to one goal and one point....
 
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