We can all use a laugh

[tictastic]

I was standing at the bar in an International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fuck would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little fucker."

 

[26+6=1]

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

 

[tictastic]

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Every day BB.

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

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Missed ma fav…….”I’ve goat that oan dashcam, ya prick”

 

[tictastic]

Or..............whit the fuck is that cunt daein??

 

[50 Shades of Green]

My favourite being from East Kilbride and us having a few roundabouts is when someone decides to exit without indicating is.... Aye cheers I'll just fekin guess what way your going plus a few expletives... Obviously only when I dont have a fare in the car.

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Or..............whit the fuck is that cunt daein??

Personally I think everyone driving 2 MPH slower than me is an arsehole who needs to learn how to drive properly and everyone who drives 2 MPH faster than me is a dangerous mental lunatic!

 

[JamSam67]

Personally I think everyone driving 2 MPH slower than me is an arsehole who needs to learn how to drive properly and everyone who drives 2 MPH faster than me is a dangerous mental lunatic!

It’s ti dae wi they feet o yoors big feet faster so thurs sumcnut wi bigger feet than yi
Yi Ken whit they say aboot folk wi big feet
They huv big







Soacks
Stop bein dirty minded whit yi like

HH

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

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[Marky1956]

Hate to say it but he looks like my wee brother many years ago ,right down to the torn face

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

 

[tictastic]

How did the magician turn the fox into a hippopotamus?

He married her.

 

[Lubos left peg]

 

[Imatim]

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And they wonder why their circulation figures are plummeting.....truly pathetic...

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

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I’d seen that, although it very quickly got deleted, even as the usual hun feel good story, it’s a step to far, boardering on a piss take to the Huns

 

[26+6=1]

Huns, always messy never Messi.

 

[Miktim]

If Mbappe flew over Scotland that would be enough for that hun rag to say he was in close talks with sevco

 

[50 Shades of Green]

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Both intae avoiding tax so maybe true

 

[boab1916]

Both intae avoiding tax so maybe true

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