We can all use a laugh

[tictastic]

A 7-year-old and a 4-year-old are in their bedroom.

The 7-year-old looks at his brother and says, "I think it's time we start swearing."

The brother nods in agreement.

"When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear," says the 7-year-old.

The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast.

"I'll have a bowl of cocoa puffs, bitch!"

The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair.


The mother asks the 4-year-old what he wants. Stunned, the 4-year-old says, "I don't know, but it sure as fuck won't be cocoa puffs!"

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

 

[DILLIGAF]

Good one Tony.

That was a sad day...said nobody ever

 

[DILLIGAF]

And that would be a N O P E

 

[Digger]

The Wife found 20 quid in Tesco car park,being a Honest sort asked herself what Jesus would do. So she turned it into Wine.

 

[26+6=1]

 

[DILLIGAF]

And that would be a N O P E View attachment 9376

Some of you, with HUNS for neighbours, are going to do this, aren't you ?
;-)

 

[Starrynight]

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Clever

 

[Starrynight]

As part of Sevco's anyone everyhun campaign the Ibrox nativity scene will have a virgin this year

Just looking at that mug makes me how come they all look alike puzzled.

 

[green sprig]

BT Sport: Scottish Football extra last ever show slates Rangers.

Tuned in to see a panel of Darrel Currie Sutton Stewart and Craigan. Sutton saying Rangers wouldn’t be doing what we are if we were 13 points clear. Stewart blaming everything on us saying we have caused huge division in Scottish football absolutely slaughtering us trotting out the Bullying...

www.followfollow.com

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Is there nothing these Peepul will laugh at..

HH.

 

[The Galway shawl]

BT Sport: Scottish Football extra last ever show slates Rangers.

Tuned in to see a panel of Darrel Currie Sutton Stewart and Craigan. Sutton saying Rangers wouldn’t be doing what we are if we were 13 points clear. Stewart blaming everything on us saying we have caused huge division in Scottish football absolutely slaughtering us trotting out the Bullying...

www.followfollow.com

..

Is there nothing these Peepul will laugh at..

HH.

The words liquidation, and are you still relevant, don't think they laugh to much at that for some reason.

 

[Starrynight]

The words liquidation, and are you still relevant, don't think they laugh to much at that for some reason.

Total silence for years in my workplace they were all in hiding.

 

[The Galway shawl]

Total silence for years in my workplace they were all in hiding.

But....but they are the peepul, Scottish fitba can do without them that's part of there problem, don't think we can't? Enjoy the journey mk2 filth.

 

[Tony]

 

[tictastic]

Girl 1: Mother, why is my name Rose?
Mother: Because when you were just a precious little baby, a rose fell off a tree and onto your head.

Girl 2: But mother, why am I named Blossom?

Mother: Well my darling, same with you; a blossom blew from a tree and onto your head.

Girl 3: Mufaghh ma waafaa maaa?

Mother: How about you stop fucking complaining, Coconut?

 

[tictastic]

I took a trip to the sperm clinic today...
A lady asked me if I'd like to mastrubate in the cup. I told her I'm pretty good at it but I'm not sure if I'm ready to be competing in tournaments.

 

[kelly]

Some of you, with HUNS for neighbours, are going to do this, aren't you ?
;-)

Nope ,i'm environmentally friendly so will purchase the real thing ,no point havin tyres if they can't bite

 

[Steviebhoy67]

 

[kelly]

Just looking at that mug makes me how come they all look alike puzzled.

that virgin snuffed it

 

[DILLIGAF]

Just looking at that mug makes me how come they all look alike puzzled.

Apparently he went to the big hoose in the sky, shortly after his red faced, rant