We can all use a laugh

[DILLIGAF]

That’s a real fuckin guy

Would look good outside of Ibrox

 

[26+6=1]

 

[tictastic]

A little boy kills a butterfly and his dad says, no butter for 2 weeks. He kills a honeybee and his dad says, no honey for two weeks.
His mother kills a cockroach. He looks at his dad and says, are you going to tell her or should I?

 

[tictastic]

My wife says I have two faults.
I don’t listen...and something else.

 

[Clay]

I'm back..if hoopy and steiveibhoy can make a comeback so can i.

 

[Clay]

So i knocked on the door at this bed & breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said "what do you want", i said, ' i want to stay here'.she said, ' well stay there' and shut the window..

 

[kelly]

I'm back..if hoopy and steiveibhoy can make a comeback so can i.

good for you , now fk off

 

[Clay]

The police arrested two boys yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

 

[Clay]

So I said to the gym instructer " can you teach me to do the splits? " he said how flexible are you?.I said " I can't make tuesdays"

 

[Clay]

'Doc i can't stop singing the green green grass of home'" that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' Is it common?' " it's not unusual" ..I used to get a fortune for this pish

 

[Clay]

Latest news...Ireland's worst air disastar occured early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery...Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1653 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night....ye widnae believe i used to get £200 a night fur this pish pm me if ye wid like a booking

 

[DILLIGAF]

Having reviewed it again, I think this proves Chiellini was faking it
'Nom Nom Nom'

 

[michael duffy]

Beheading For Sevco!

Good Evening. Surely The Clumpany will hear this on the radio in the not-too-distant future?! >>>>>> Presenter: “And joining us in the studio to discuss Allan McGregor&#8217…

theclumpany.wordpress.com

 

[Tony]

Having reviewed it again, I think this proves Chiellini was faking it
'Nom Nom Nom'View attachment 10019

Had Suarez in his pocket that day,great defender.

 

[michael duffy]

Dae any of you bhoys and ghirls, believe in reincarnation?,if not,feck off tae another thread!
if ye do, weigh in,me personally, if ah came back, ah wid like tae come back as the chief beer taster in the Stella Artois brewery........jist sayin,hic,

 

[michael duffy]

Or,not personal choice,but imagine comin back as a.........dung beetle!,endless supply ae food,because the one thing that's produced in inordinate amounts on this planet is shite!,so wee dungies are livin the life,and as they say in dung beetle circles, "yeez cannae get us aw"!
mutter, mutter........

 

[michael duffy]

Whit is it wi' they wee hats that's folks in Peru wear?

 

[michael duffy]

Feckin National Geographic!

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Latest news...Ireland's worst air disastar occured early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery...Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1653 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night....ye widnae believe i used to get £200 a night fur this pish pm me if ye wid like a booking

I take it that was in the 80’s as that’s were all those “jokes” are from.
There all in here, I got this book for my grandson last xmas £4.99 fae amazon

 

[Tony]

Say a few of these on a daily basis