Who will be in for the Colombian mutant next?

jim shite on sky sports "understands" that although no-one is remotely interested in el crapallo,real madrid have submitted a bid, believed to be in excess of £100 million,the source, from inside the biledrome was assume to be a fat airdrie "supporter"!

The huns must all be living in a fecking bubble and SKY are treating their customers like fannies.
 
50m + Bale known fact Zidane loves "the wee guy" Nearly as much as Slippy.
PSG reluctantly straight swap for mbabbe.
Naymar panicking Barca don't put in a Bid and scupper his return.
Liverpool 30+sane klopp also loves" the wee guy" ...fuck who doesn't.
All the above are true l am led to "understand"
Don't think pep loves " the wee guy" so that's a no goer. As told to me by Italian pundit p.innocco.??
 
50m + Bale known fact Zidane loves "the wee guy" Nearly as much as Slippy.
PSG reluctantly straight swap for mbabbe.
Naymar panicking Barca don't put in a Bid and scupper his return.
Liverpool 30+sane klopp also loves" the wee guy" ...fuck who doesn't.
All the above are true l am led to "understand"
Don't think pep loves " the wee guy" so that's a no goer. As told to me by Italian pundit p.innocco.??
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:! apparently,he's going to be employed as a lavvy cleaner by close brothers in a few weeks time!
 
The Chinese bid of £15 million was an insult to both the player and the Klub who have nourished his talent since he was a foetus .
Like Nacho Novo before him , young Alfredo grew up as a lifelong Sevco supporter back in his homeland and has fulfilled his childhood dream of playing for the most successful team in football - 54 League titles in only 7 years says it all .
Any bid to prise him away from his boyhood dream team will naturally fail as the boy does not want to leave - he bleeds blue blood , as was apparent when he was accidentally attacked and stabbed by the Union Bears , who mistakenly mistook him for a foreigner when they were promoting Mr King's ''Everyone Anyone '' initiative last week while chasing innocent passersby down Edmiston Drive .

Sevco's administrators will be holding out for at least Mr Gerrard's estimated value of 8 figures - or £1 million in old money !

HH
 
sevco are like the previous incarnation they have players no cnt wants ever , the days of ex hun managers paying over the odds money for ibrox rejects are over

Would take a wild guess Southampton or sheffild utd will be the names used this week

He 's the only player in history to be wanted by no fkr ever
 
The Chinese bid of £15 million was an insult to both the player and the Klub who have nourished his talent since he was a foetus .
Like Nacho Novo before him , young Alfredo grew up as a lifelong Sevco supporter back in his homeland and has fulfilled his childhood dream of playing for the most successful team in football - 54 League titles in only 7 years says it all .
Any bid to prise him away from his boyhood dream team will naturally fail as the boy does not want to leave - he bleeds blue blood , as was apparent when he was accidentally attacked and stabbed by the Union Bears , who mistakenly mistook him for a foreigner when they were promoting Mr King's ''Everyone Anyone '' initiative last week while chasing innocent passersby down Edmiston Drive .

Sevco's administrators will be holding out for at least Mr Gerrard's estimated value of 8 figures - or £1 million in old money !

HH
feckin brilliant Millsy HH
 
I will go for Liverpool , to replace salah fee 100 million pounds ?
Torrance Tim , news at 10!
seen a faint column filler in the red rag online that milan were interested. I'd give it no further thought if it hadn't been placed as a side story. Still even if it was true (and I do think hes got the talent, awful temperament, struggles badly with pressurized situations). his international(carlos queiros) manager&slippy both now quoted as saying they can't trust him. all those factors plus it's common knowledge the rainjurs are skint. they are in no position to kb a bid of £4.5 -£5 million with bidding probably starting lower because any clubs out there interested in any of their players know that despite the ludicrous valuations thrown about by their supporters, it would be easy to make a run on that clubs better players. they desperately need to bring in cash, they don't have the bargaining leverage of Aberdeen even. they are paying 20kpwk to players who've barely kicked a ball for that club that they can't give players away quick enough.
 
The Chinese bid of £15 million was an insult to both the player and the Klub who have nourished his talent since he was a foetus .
Like Nacho Novo before him , young Alfredo grew up as a lifelong Sevco supporter back in his homeland and has fulfilled his childhood dream of playing for the most successful team in football - 54 League titles in only 7 years says it all .
Any bid to prise him away from his boyhood dream team will naturally fail as the boy does not want to leave - he bleeds blue blood , as was apparent when he was accidentally attacked and stabbed by the Union Bears , who mistakenly mistook him for a foreigner when they were promoting Mr King's ''Everyone Anyone '' initiative last week while chasing innocent passersby down Edmiston Drive .

Sevco's administrators will be holding out for at least Mr Gerrard's estimated value of 8 figures - or £1 million in old money !

HH
Your right Millsy,54 titles in 7 yrs,is truly magnificent!! a mean ,how can anyone better that phew,wow,hh
 
I heard Marvel have approached Sevco to make him the villain Ratman to take on Thor and the rest of the goodies.

His powers would be falling over, kicking people when they aren’t looking and putting on a face that could chop stick when caught.

Marvel realise he is probably the best player who ever lived, so a fee of £400m is expected.
 
They are absolutely desperate for him to leave - he signed a new contract just before the end of the season(supposedly around £35k per week) - their thinking being it would get them a bigger fee.

He joined guys like Arfield who is also on over £30k per week.

It’s brilliant. Someone was saying today that if they don’t qualify for the group stages they will fail the UEFA fair play regulations.
 
They are absolutely desperate for him to leave - he signed a new contract just before the end of the season(supposedly around £35k per week) - their thinking being it would get them a bigger fee.

He joined guys like Arfield who is also on over £30k per week.

It’s brilliant. Someone was saying today that if they don’t qualify for the group stages they will fail the UEFA fair play regulations.
We can only hope hh
 
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