Played fur the Boys teams masel m8 in the 80's, won everything! Used tae be affiliated tae Thorn pub which is a Tim pub but Fuk knows noo! Joanstins a TOILET m8, I stay in snotty Elderslie just doon the road fae Keanie park but NAE WAY u'll see me drinking in Joanstin!!
I'll ignore those less than praiseworthy words about Johnstone ( by the way - We know where YOU live !)
and just add that The Thorn is on the brink of closure , so less likely to see Laff-a-minute anywhere near .
No insults from me about Elderslie , except that older residents there give it its name . Elders lie !
Hee ! Hee !
HH