The Get It Off Your Chest Thread

[JamSam67]

your one sick puppy bet you were up all night thinkin that one up ya cat lovin

Only takes cat lovers seconds to be smert erses puthy Bhoy meeeeoooow we just purr along and carrots ur fur dugs.

HH

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Only takes cat lovers seconds to be smert erses puthy Bhoy meeeeoooow we just purr along and carrots ur fur dugs.

HH

Carrots for cats or dugs is jist wrang, carrots are for bunny wabbits.

 

[JamSam67]

Carrots for cats or dugs is jist wrang, carrots are for bunny wabbits.

Weally I thought callots wit fur dugs it take a pwoud man to admit he’s Wong.
Thanks Bwim

HH

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Is today talk like Elmer Fudd day?

 

[JamSam67]

Is today talk like Elmer Fudd day?

As previously said I don’t know what day today is but thanks for the Elmer Fudd day just pished ma pants but why are they on ma arms have you seen ma .
Thanks Bwim.

HH

 

[Hoopy427]

your one sick puppy bet you were up all night thinkin that one up ya cat lovin

Is calling someone a carrot a new insult? Can any root vegetable be used or does being orange help?

 

[JamSam67]

Is calling someone a carrot a new insult? Can any root vegetable be used or does being orange help?

I’ve been called an onion or inning with the f in front of it.

HH

 

[jinxy67]

Feel free to educate me, which part is either made up or indeed pish?

Cats???????????

 

[Hoopy427]

Cats???????????

I'm certain that cats aren't made up, fed two this morning before I went to work. Are they pish? Matter of opinion but I'd say no.

 

[kelly]

Is calling someone a carrot a new insult? Can any root vegetable be used or does being orange help?

internet swear filters being a = cnt

 

[Hoopy427]

internet swear filters being a = cnt

Really? Didn't know that. What's a lettuce?

 

[JamSam67]

Really? Didn't know that. What's a lettuce?

Leafy vegetable cos he’s not sure.

HH

 

[Brimcbhoy]

I’ve been called an onion or inning with the f in front of it.

HH

Whats a finning?

 

[jinxy67]

I'm certain that cats aren't made up, fed two this morning before I went to work. Are they pish? Matter of opinion but I'd say no.

I seen motor cars this morning and people were feeding them diesel. And they are made up.

 

[JamSam67]

Whats a finning?

Itsh eashier witsh ma Teesth in

HH

 

[TartanTim]

Aye, f**kin drivers that shite it at junctions when they see a truck turning in, drivers who tailgate if truck has to break suddenly, their fvckin dead, fuckwits who think cause they've got a fast car who overtake then realize trucks wider, tight space & expect the truck to move over. Fair boils ma fvckin blood, how the fvckin idiots passed their driving test I dont fvckin know.

Yours Grumpy Auld Cvnt, Driving a Truck!

 

[Hoopy427]

Aye, f**kin drivers that shite it at junctions when they see a truck turning in, drivers who tailgate if truck has to break suddenly, their fvckin dead, fuckwits who think cause they've got a fast car who overtake then realize trucks wider, tight space & expect the truck to move over. Fair boils ma fvckin blood, how the fvckin idiots passed their driving test I dont fvckin know.

Yours Grumpy Auld Cvnt, Driving a Truck!

And most of them either drive audis or vauxhalls! Why is that?

 

[26+6=1]

Drivers who break going into every corner, even if they're only doing 40 or less and you can easily go round said corner at 55 without passengers employing the jesus strap.

 

[Imatim]

ban proddy schools then!

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Lol

 

[Imatim]

In Oz when they talk about a root they are talking about a bit of rumpy pumpy.....true