Hoopy427
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In your case mate it's probably because you did something wrong!
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DILLIGAF
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In the interests of remaining attached to my balls, I defer the question, to those who may have the answer, perhaps those who are single, might have some insight
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Tony
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Poor Mrs HoopySometimes saying "but I didn't mean to shag your sister" just doesn't cut it!
michael duffy
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Venus,Mars,
cats,dugs
tomatoes potatoes.............
Vive le difference!
cats,dugs
tomatoes potatoes.............
Vive le difference!
Hoopy427
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My missus only sibling is a fat useless bugger called James! I'd rather shag the missus!Poor Mrs Hoopy
The Galway shawl
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Apple's and oranges...psychos and nutters no hard tae work oot, breath the wrong way in bed asleep and yer Satan's latest disciple! But try and go for pish on bath night your fucking Fred west! Mad cants!In the interests of remaining attached to my balls, I defer the question, to those who may have the answer, perhaps those who are single, might have some insight
DILLIGAF
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Years ago, I worked with a guy who did just thatSometimes saying "but I didn't mean to shag your sister" just doesn't cut it!
Someone asked him after the divorce, "What does your ex wife do?"
He replied "She's a housekeeper...the house, the car, she kept the lot!!"
michael duffy
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Larry posted this last night
replace the cat wi' yer missus!
replace the cat wi' yer missus!
DILLIGAF
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In the interests of remaining attached to my balls, I defer the question, to those who may have the answer, perhaps those who are single, might have some insight
Living proof, a woman can be beautiful, and have no taste in men ;-)
DILLIGAF
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Like I s
Like I said...No comment
Hoopy427
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We invited james to stay with us for a while after his wife died (sad story) James said I'll bring lots of booze, I'm thinking result! Cunt brought 4 cans of smooth ale! He also brought his stupid dog that had a habit of rolling in shit then jumping in my car!
Kept the cats isolated from dogdog then james decided they'd be best friends. I tried to explain that Kira would kick fuck out of dogdog but he insisted. Released the cats....fucking carnage! Kira almost killed dogdog, beat the living shit out of it! never underestimate the power of a pissed off cat!
Kept the cats isolated from dogdog then james decided they'd be best friends. I tried to explain that Kira would kick fuck out of dogdog but he insisted. Released the cats....fucking carnage! Kira almost killed dogdog, beat the living shit out of it!
never underestimate the power of a pissed off cat!
The Shamrock
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DILLIGAF
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And that's quite enough from you, Ms ShammyShe really should have those cataracts seen to Dill.
But, you've got a point
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Tony
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Aye hes like a welterweight fighting in the heavyweight divisionShe really should have those cataracts seen to Dill.
DILLIGAF
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Aye hes like a welterweight fighting in the heavyweight division
And yet, he's undefeated
DILLIGAF
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Consider the source HoopySome cheeky fuckers about here D!
Jealousy is such an awful trait
The Galway shawl
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Like Thai Tim...Rocky marshymallow!
And yet, he's undefeated
The Shamrock
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I see the Trumpet isn't closing down the U.S.A. Didn't realise he had a medical degree too.
