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[Tony]

Nora Batty wiz a babe!

Cany beat a wumen in curlers

 

[Spherical Planet]

Ach, Shammy........we were just goofin aroond, honest we were. It was Duffy's fault anyway, he started it and we just didn't want him to feel isolated!

 

[The Shamrock]

Whit a shower of reprobates yeez urr.

 

[Hoopy427]

Ach, Shammy........we were just goofin aroond, honest we were. It was Duffy's fault anyway, he started it and we just didn't want him to feel isolated!

Aye, agreed. He's a bad influence Shammy.
Bad Duffy!

 

[Tony]

Ach, Shammy........we were just goofin aroond, honest we were. It was Duffy's fault anyway, he started it and we just didn't want him to feel isolated!

You beat me to that SP ,Shammy knows we're only jokin

 

[The Shamrock]

Love it when you all talk about women who wouldn't give you a nod if she was a rocking horse.

 

[Spherical Planet]

We tried to get him to change the subject, but then he kept bombarding us wie Emily Maitlis and Kirsty/Kenny Wark.........what were we meant to do?

 

[The Shamrock]

And Judith the weather girl is wee no big, I've seen her stoatin aboot the west end.

 

[michael duffy]

Ach, Shammy........we were just goofin aroond, honest we were. It was Duffy's fault anyway, he started it and we just didn't want him to feel isolated!
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Wiznae me!

 

[Hoopy427]

Love it when you all talk about women who wouldn't give you a nod if she was a rocking horse.

I think if you combine the best bits of the four of us there might be a half decent looking man in there, so calm yersel!

 

[Spherical Planet]

Love it when you all talk about women who wouldn't give you a nod if she was a rocking horse.

Ooooh.......that smarts, Shammy.

My ego's already hangin on a shoogly peg after getting caned by clay today.

Now you're throwing darts at my ailing heart.

 

[Hoopy427]

And Judith the weather girl is wee no big, I've seen her stoatin aboot the west end.

She'd get it an awe.

 

[Spherical Planet]

And Judith the weather girl is wee no big, I've seen her stoatin aboot the west end.

Ahem, I wasn't referring to her height, Shammy

 

[Spherical Planet]

I think if you combine the best bits of the four of us there might be a half decent looking man in there, so calm yersel!

Eehhh, I'm no sure Paddy Power would gie us great odds on that, Hoopy

 

[Tony]

She'd get it an awe.

Just googled her,shes a bit hard lookin

 

[The Shamrock]

Just googled her,shes a bit hard lookin

In real life she's a bit orange looking. Tanfastic in fact.

 

[Hoopy427]

Just googled her,shes a bit hard lookin

We're no asking you to fight her pal.

 

[michael duffy]

Ahem, I wasn't referring to her height, Shammy

Ah wiz

 

[Tony]

In real life she's a bit orange looking. Tanfastic in fact.

Looks older than 51

 

[Spherical Planet]

We're no asking you to fight her pal.

Shhhh......Fis might be watching. Domestic violence and a' that!!!