Tough crowd...
Englishman, Frenchman and a Scotsman getting pished talking about how they drive their women wild.
Englishman says, he buys her flowers, whispers in her ear how much he loves her, drives her wild and then they go to bed and gently make love.
Frenchman says, he cooks her a beautiful meal, treats her like a princess, drives her mad and then they go to bed and passionately make love.
Scotsman has another drink and thinks about the subject, after I've fucked her I get out of bed and clean my cock on the curtains and she goes fucking mental!