Our strongest team

[Bridie Bhoy]

If you play bungle then you'll have to use zippy and George as well. We don't want any disharmony in the squad!

Zippy has been punted out on loan after his unauthorised Covid-risking dirty weekend in Toytown with Big Ears!

 

[_Neil_]

If you play bungle then you'll have to use zippy and George as well. We don't want any disharmony in the squad!

At least Zippy won't have any problems in telling the others who to mark.

 

[Tony]

Zippy has been punted out on loan after his unauthorised Covid-risking dirty weekend in Toytown with Big Ears!

Family forum mate

 

[Shadow2]

Zippy has been punted out on loan after his unauthorised Covid-risking dirty weekend in Toytown with Big Ears!

Naw that was George who was caught messing about with Big Ears and broke the Covid restrictions BB. Zippy was sacked after Sun Journos got hold of this footage......

 

[Shadow2]

Family forum mate

Forum Polis......scatter!

 

[Shadow2]

I think this thread may have drifted a little off topic

 

[Tony]

I think this thread may have drifted a little off topic

Thats weird that never happens on here ..

 

[26+6=1]

Our best team would consist of our best, available players properly motivated with a clear understanding of their tactical roles.
Fuck all chance of that until we get a manager fit for purpose.

 

[Tony]

Our best team would consist of our best, available players properly motivated with a clear understanding of their tactical roles.
Fuck all chance of that until we get a manager fit for purpose.

Aye lets bring in Mick McCarthy he'd sort it oot

 

[Docco]

Aye lets bring in Mick McCarthy he'd sort it oot

Or Roy Keane

 

[26+6=1]

Aye lets bring in Mick McCarthy he'd sort it oot

There are quite a few quality managers available atm. Say what you like about Big Mick; he'd put out a team with a bit of fight in it instead of one which would just surrender to the huns.

 

[Tony]

There are quite a few quality managers available atm. Say what you like about Big Mick; he'd put out a team with a bit of fight in it instead of one which would just surrender to the huns.

Doubt he wouldve made much difference

 

[Ciano 🇮🇪]

I don’t think Mo should b anywhere near the first team. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Celtic player with a worse first touch. Yes Griff is a fuck up, but I’de start him every game n take him off when he’s fucked, Duff reckons he’s one of the best strikers of a ball he’s ever seen, can’t be leaving that sort of ability on the bench. One sniff of goal today and he found the top corner.

 

[michael duffy]

But Hendry would pair up nicely with Mulgrew.

Dream pairing,we could take on the world with those two!

 

[_Neil_]

I don’t think Mo should b anywhere near the first team. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Celtic player with a worse first touch. Yes Griff is a fuck up, but I’de start him every game n take him off when he’s fucked, Duff reckons he’s one of the best strikers of a ball he’s ever seen, can’t be leaving that sort of ability on the bench. One sniff of goal today and he found the top corner.

Certainly Griff's free kicks and corners are maybe the best in the squad.

 

[Tony]

Dream pairing,we could take on the world with those two!

Fuck naw!!

 

[Vigobhoy]

Certainly Griff's free kicks and corners are maybe the best in the squad.

His goals are pretty shit hot too. Gets people off their sofas

 

[Spherical Planet]

In the name a fuck.......why don't we just go with fucking Bungle Bear in goal with a back 3 of Rod, Jane and Freddy and be done with it BB

Coz Bungle's a teddy bear and there's mair than enough o' they fuckers goin aboot as it is.

George the horse/hippo/pink elephant thing would be the perfect keeper as his arse is very adept at absorbing penetrating balls.

 

[Steviebhoy67]

Ok, so when all players are fit, on form and available, what is our strongest, most settled team to take us to the league??
For me it's -

Vargas

El Hamed, Julien, Ajer , Taylor

Brown McGregor

Forrest Rogic Christie

Eduardo

We need a settled team....been far too many changes to the line up

Take out Brown and Taylor then you're close.

 

[Steviebhoy67]

4-2-3-1

Bain

Elhamed Julien Bitton Laxalt

Broony CalMac

Forrest Rogic Turnbull

Eddy
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No Ajer or Christie in the starting 11 until they commit to being here for the long haul, not interested in playing players who've got one eye on the exit door......if they commit then I'd rotate Broony with Ajer and Turnbull with Christie.

When Rogic is fit he's one of the first names on the team sheet but unfortunately the guy seems to be made of glass so when he's unavailable (which I'll bet is more often than not) I'd move Turnbull in one and bring Christie back in on the left.

An in-form Eddy gets the nod ahead of the rest every time BUT if he's off it and the opposition are parking the bus then Griff and Ajeti come into contention.

4-4-2

Bain

Elhamed Julien Bitton Laxalt

Forrest Broony CalMac Turnbull

Griffiths Eddy
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Same back 4 for consistency, same again where Ajer/Broony and Turnbull/Christie are concerned and go with the most potent front 2 pairing we have.

4-3-3

Bain

Elhamed Julien Bitton Laxalt

Broony CalMac Turnbull

Forrest Griffiths Eddy
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Again same back 4 for consistency, same rotation again with Ajer/Broony and Turnbull/Christie and push Forrest up top with Griff and Eddy as all 3 can stretch any defence and get you goals.

Rogic, Frimpong, Ajeti, Moi, Taylor etc. would also play their part throughout the season.

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Love the 4-4-2