The Flat Earth For Beginners

[boab1916]

Just thinking so many regulars blocked Thai Twat, they wont be seeing this, all sat there thinking fuckin quite on the noise tonight!

Strange name for a quiet place the noise

 

[boab1916]

Put a new cr2032 cell battery in my scales, think i bought more than quarter

 

[Smelltheg-love]

I'm suspended in deep space and watching you're perfectly round planet orbit a dwarf star, mate.

Looks fine and round to me, but please don't ask me about the origin of the species.

it's a mixed bag species wise m8,
i hear in scotland you get a breed with arms so long they touch the ground

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Strange name for a quiet place the noise

where is tyrone, my favourite member bar none

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Put a new cr2032 cell battery in my scales, think i bought more than quarter

you must have sold tae yourself then boab
nae LeaDer does that

 

[Shadow2]

it's a mixed bag species wise m8,
i hear in scotland you get a breed with arms so long they touch the ground

Yet bizarrely their arms are still not long enough to reach into their pockets to access the money to pay their fucking debts!

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Yet bizarrely their arms are still not long enough to reach into their pockets to access the money to pay their fucking debts!

thats cos their knuckles are so scabbed they canni dig deep

 

[boab1916]

you must have sold tae yourself then boab
nae LeaDer does that

Makes sense lending the scales to the guy you are buying off

 

[boab1916]

Makes sense lending the scales to the guy you are buying off

Calton Bhoys wit they like

 

[Hoopy427]

where is tyrone, my favourite member bar none

Did you meet Clay? He/she was a fully qualified wankstain, PhD in wankology!

 

[Shadow2]

thats cos their knuckles are so scabbed they canni dig deep

Or they've spent aw their giros on Special Brew and Bacardi Breezers for their sister wives!

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Makes sense lending the scales to the guy you are buying off

I don't think your as daft as your posts suggest boab .........

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Or they've spent aw their giros on Special Brew and Bacardi Breezers for their sister wives!

It took a second reading.... i'm a wee bit doon the water tonight ........

 

[Shadow2]

Did you meet Clay? He/she was a fully qualified wankstain, PhD in wankology!

Aye according to Clay for Brains me, SP, Celtic Ghostie and a few others are aw the same person

 

[Hoopy427]

Christ theres a guy on the news with a grey beard with a big ginger stripe stripe doon the middle, looks like hes just gone down on a sheep on the blob!
Sorry gone off on one again.

 

[boab1916]

Aye according to Clay for Brains me, SP, Celtic Ghostie and a few others are aw the same person

Wow the holy trinity in personthe faither the wean, the holy ghost and Eamon

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Christ theres a guy on the news with a grey beard with a big ginger stripe stripe doon the middle, looks like hes just gone down on a sheep on the blob!
Sorry gone off on one again.

Would only partially be suspicious of him

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Wow the holy trinity in personthe faither the wean, the holy ghost and Eamon

My weans 'teaching' me about the Holy Trinity as in P1
Nae mention of Jinky then its aw bullshit

 

[Shadow2]

Wow the holy trinity in personthe faither the wean, the holy ghost and Eamon

I'm a bit reluctant tae ask whit one I'm supposed tae be in that unholy trinity

 

[Smelltheg-love]

I miss Tyrone ..... this one's for you ya cock

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