We can all use a laugh

[lennono]

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all for the princely sum of £50

Deffo better than Castore

 

[Big Bobo's bunnet]

Up to thier knees in...provo(dent) loans
Mick in charge.
Dots. Clues. Wet jigsaw puzzles.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Hun version

 

[Fisiani]

ESPN states that Ismaila Soro is IRISH, I kid you not.

 

[Lubos left peg]

Great name!!!

 

[According to Saul]

The Government is worried that men’s Penis’s are getting smaller.
To find out how great the problem is they ask all men with a Penis smaller than three inches to put a white flag with a Red Cross on their car.

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

The Government is worried that men’s Penis’s are getting smaller.
To find out how great the problem is they ask all men with a Penis smaller than three inches to put a white flag with a Red Cross on their car.

Fuck right off - I'm not putting an English flag on my car no matter what the Government say!

 

[According to Saul]

Do you ever think a Camel looks down at its toe and thinks,

”Dam, I’ve got Vagina Foot”.

 

[According to Saul]

My Hun workmate showed me a photo of his Mother wearing her orange outfit and behind her was her Orange sisters
There was, Aunty Catholic, Aunty Irish, Aunty Republic,Aunty Independence,Aunty Celtic, Aunty Gay Rights, Aunty Palestine and Aunty Home-Rule.

 

[According to Saul]

English return to normality: No Masks or Social Distancing.

Scottish return to normality:

Penalty to Rangers .

 

[According to Saul]

I’m writing this from the Hospital. Don’t worry,the Doctors say I’m going to be fine.
But I feel I should warn you that the “Dyson Ball Cleaner “ has a very misleading name

 

[Smelltheg-love]

..

 

[Smelltheg-love]

 

[Smelltheg-love]

 

[tictastic]

The inventor of auto-correct has died
his funnel is tomato

 

[tictastic]

A man is sitting at home when a police officer knocks on his door.
The officer asks him if he is married and the man replies, "Yes, I am."

The officer then asks him if he has a recent picture of his wife. The man answers, "Sure, hold on a second."

The officer looks at the picture, and in a sad voice says, "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train."

The man says, "I know, but she has a good personality."

 

[tictastic]

Little Johnny
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.

"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.

Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch!"

 

[tictastic]

Last wan.
What does a horny frog say
RUB IT!!! RUB IT!!!

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Last wan.
What does a horny frog say
RUB IT!!! RUB IT!!!

One too many

 

[Smelltheg-love]