DILLIGAF
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*DOBBIN...lol...Look at Dobbin's eyes, he's feart of Billy.
We can all use a laugh
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DILLIGAF
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See whit happens when ye don't get the polio vaccine ?
So, why is the guy off the McEwans Export cans, on a fairground horsey ?
Imatim
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WTF? What is it with their fans going to blind tatoo "artists"? It is good to see so much detail in the face of the McEwans Export fella!
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My eyes are fckn bleeding here...
DILLIGAF
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Many of us have some 'ink' and we've paid good money for them
I think that guy, needs a lawyer to fight his case
That's is fucking brutal, imho
50 Shades of Green
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Ffs even I know its ment to be a white horse he's on, I have my doubts though about whether the "artist" has ever seen a bloody horse in real life.WTF? What is it with their fans going to blind tatoo "artists"? It is good to see so much detail in the face of the McEwans Export fella!
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Imatim
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It’s a Shetland Pony…
Bellshill bhoy
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Never understood getting a tattoo, just not my thing 
50 Shades of Green
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Makes sense cause wee Billy was a midget by all accounts.
lennono
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Who is that......Is it The Lone Rnger.......Lester Picket......The laughing cavalier.....Who is it !!!!!WTF? What is it with their fans going to blind tatoo "artists"? It is good to see so much detail in the face of the McEwans Export fella!
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Imatim
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And apparently a pretty one too...
Bridie Bhoy
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When you say "1 to change it" - do you really mean "55 to change it"???
Bridie Bhoy
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bhoy4life
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No returns….even with a receipt..Remember to collect your change.
tictastic
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A man meets his Tinder date at a carnival.
There's so many games!" he said, "What do you wanna do?"
"I wanna get weighed." she says, shyly looking at the ground.
They go to the GUESS-Your-WEIGHT booth and she wins a stuffed animal.
"What next?" he asks.
"I wanna get weighed." she says, confidently looking at him.
They return to the GUESS-Your-WEIGHT booth and she wins... nothing... The vendor has a good memory.
"What now?" he asks, a bit annoyed at the repeat activity.
She looks at the man, holding his gaze and carefully says "I. Wanna. Get. WEIGHED."
He ends the date right there and storms off.
Dejected, the girl goes home to her roommate, who asks, "How was your date?"
She throws the stuffed animal to the ground and shouts, "Wousy!"
There's so many games!" he said, "What do you wanna do?"
"I wanna get weighed." she says, shyly looking at the ground.
They go to the GUESS-Your-WEIGHT booth and she wins a stuffed animal.
"What next?" he asks.
"I wanna get weighed." she says, confidently looking at him.
They return to the GUESS-Your-WEIGHT booth and she wins... nothing... The vendor has a good memory.
"What now?" he asks, a bit annoyed at the repeat activity.
She looks at the man, holding his gaze and carefully says "I. Wanna. Get. WEIGHED."
He ends the date right there and storms off.
Dejected, the girl goes home to her roommate, who asks, "How was your date?"
She throws the stuffed animal to the ground and shouts, "Wousy!"
tictastic
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, 'Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.' The doctor continued, 'Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For dinner make him a nutritious meal. For tea prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love to your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.'
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. 'What did the doctor say?' To which his wife responded, 'He said you're going to die.'
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, 'Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.' The doctor continued, 'Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For dinner make him a nutritious meal. For tea prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love to your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.'
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. 'What did the doctor say?' To which his wife responded, 'He said you're going to die.'
Imatim
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I see Park has been on a diet...
green sprig
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Rangers fan calls Celtic star twice as good as Alfredo Morelos
The Rangers fan has declared that the Celtic star is twice as good as Alfredo Morelos, with the Japanese star's brilliant start to the season.
thecelticbhoys.com
At last they are coming to their senses and calling it as it is..
HH
