🎅🎅 CHRISTMAS BOAX RAFFLE 🎅🎅

[Hoopy427]

True storie met this guy when I ran the Stores he was Chinese had got out of China he was picking up 200 Trade waste sacks His English was better than mine ffs
So I asked him oh he was a local as his English was so good no I am from China
He explained I was a language professor at the State school he spoke 16 Languages fluently he asked if I spoke any languages
Yes English and Foul he got it
This guy couldn’t get accreditation in this country he told me he was interviewed by an official who had to get various people to
Interpret that he could speak 16 languages the Home office guy like me hardly spoke English. He was picking up rubbish bags for his uncles Chinese restaurant the only job he could get He was a total Gentleman
And had a wicked sense of humour
Thanks Hoopy haven’t thought of him these last 12 years

HH

It's weird how the system works, I knew an Indian guy (online) who was a genuine rocket scientist, he was a senior engineer in the Indian space programme, was offered a job with Rolls Royce in the UK but couldn't get a work visa, he didn't fit the criteria or some pish!

 

[JamSam67]

It's weird how the system works, I knew an Indian guy (online) who was a genuine rocket scientist, he was a senior engineer in the Indian space programme, was offered a job with Rolls Royce in the UK but couldn't get a work visa, he didn't fit the criteria or some pish!

Only country who wid put a world class surgeon oan thi bins jist fir
Or in Jacob Moggs estate picking Cotton or

HH

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Na mate we are all just thigh on life and gladgow celtic

IMPOSTER☝ bloody spellings awful there

 

[JamSam67]

IMPOSTER☝ bloody spellings awful there

Goat her ti Fruck ohffs it’s meeee

HH

 

[Hoopy427]

IMPOSTER☝ bloody spellings awful there

It's a hun! Burn it!

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

It's a hun! Burn it!

 

[Magnificent 7]

Only country who wid put a world class surgeon oan thi bins jist fir
Or in Jacob Moggs estate picking Cotton or

HH

I'm sure you know this Jam but given yous are talking about India and the like i thought you would like the fact that "Jamsam" is actually a village in the Madhubani district of Bihar state, India.
There you are sir some useless information

 

[Smelltheg-love]

No we're just high on life!

Speak for yirself m8

 

[JamSam67]

I'm sure you know this Jam but given yous are talking about India and the like i thought you would like the fact that "Jamsam" is actually a village in the Madhubani district of Bihar state, India.
There you are sir some useless information

Good to know but Jam Sam are Son and Daughters
Jamie
Samantha
They are Draining the feckin life out of me and my wallet
I’m currently richer than Zimbabwe and Malawi but I’ve still got the weekend to go then I’m poorer than GB that’s Britain not the Green brigade
Onwards and Where’s the poorhooooussseee

HH

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

@Hoopy42 i finally got that 10er sent to Stevie mate so don't need u to pay me in thanks for the offer

 

[JamSam67]

@Hoopy42 i finally got that 10er sent to Stevie mate so don't need u to pay me in thanks for the offer

Lucky you’ve escaped a guid pawing
Cairnsy

HH

 

[Hoopy427]

@Hoopy42 i finally got that 10er sent to Stevie mate so don't need u to pay me in thanks for the offer

Nice one Cairnsy, good luck with the draw.

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Nice one Cairnsy, good luck with the draw.

Wit u mean good luck?? thought me and u were rigging it

Cheers hoopy HH

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Lucky you’ve escaped a guid pawing
Cairnsy

HH

He was wanting interest aswell double bubble

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Wit u mean good luck?? thought me and u were rigging it

Cheers hoopy HH

You are wasting your time - I've got a dodgy deal going on with the CEO of the raffle (Steviebhoy) who has promised me 1st prize. But keep that a secret otherwise people will stop buying the tickets.

 

[Hoopy427]

Wit u mean good luck?? thought me and u were rigging it

Cheers hoopy HH

Naw mate if you want to fix it you send 50 quid to my account I thought I'd explained this?
I admire your honesty in sending Stevie a tenner but in terms of fixing things you've made a right cunt of it, luck is all you're left with!

 

[Hoopy427]

Nope - I bought a ticket very early.

Too early we've lost your number

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Naw mate if you want to fix it you send 50 quid to my account I thought I'd explained this?
I admire your honesty in sending Stevie a tenner but in terms of fixing things you've made a right cunt of it, luck is all you're left with!

Superb mate

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

You are wasting your time - I've got a dodgy deal going on with the CEO of the raffle (Steviebhoy) who has promised me 1st prize. But keep that a secret otherwise people will stop buying the tickets.

Tell u wit way all these wee dodgy side deals hoopy's gonny end flitting over to Spain at this rate

 

[Hoopy427]

Tell u wit way all these wee dodgy side deals hoopy's gonny end flitting over to Spain at this rate

Hola!