We can all use a laugh
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DILLIGAF
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105 quid ??
You couldn't mark their neck with a blowtorch
Does it come with extra numbers and letters, to replace the ones that fall off ?
Fucking hell, they must be wearing a mask ,when they rob the Gullibillies of their dosh for that shite
Winter
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I'm guessing the '-' sign in front of every name is the minus button?FFS! Someone has overdosed on the Deludamol! He has valued the OFFC squad at £330m. Thisused to be a bookkeeper (probably for Deadco). £15m for Alan MacGregor who is due to get his free bus pass next year. Yes, 5 of this lot are worth more than Bayern Munich paid for African Player of the Year Sadio Mane!
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A book keeper in mechanics whit?
That means he worked in a garage office what a plumb.
Davis and McGregor are probably in their last season the latter is 40 /41 so who's going to pay £15 million for a retired-back out of retirement- ready to retire again keeper who is no longer the no1 keeper anyway?
If they play as they have done this season I think USG will ko them .
Winter
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Unbelievable yet laughably believable theyd pay that and we get Adidas £40 cheaper
DILLIGAF
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That boy has been drinking his own pish
On what planet is El Tuballo worth 50 Million ?
It's his turn for the rainbow helmet this week, after posting that
They really are comedy gold
bhoy4life
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I think he has simply forgot the decimal point after each amount, add that and it all comes together….McGregor £15. etc etcFFS! Someone has overdosed on the Deludamol! He has valued the OFFC squad at £330m. This
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Barossa Bhoy
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Like when the UK got the national lottery people to come to Australia to see how we do it.
It's not corrupt if they're buying their own suntan lotion.
Bellshill bhoy
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When they were planning the aquatic in Motherwell, 5 of the councillors went to Japan to see a water park that had just opened there 
DILLIGAF
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Seems legitWhen they were planning the aquatic in Motherwell, 5 of the councillors went to Japan to see a water park that had just opened there
...nothing to see here...peasants...know your place !!And here's a genius...hope they don't have a front end collision
End up looking like a goalie for a dartboard team
DILLIGAF
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Arizona, hottest place we've ever been...it dropped to 114 degrees Fahrenheit when we were there, and the rest of the week, it was oppressively 'warm' and I don't know how anyone can stand it, they go from their air conditioned house and pool, to air conditioned car, drive to their air conditioned office then out for dinner at an airconditioned restaurant
Vic Davidson coaches out there, and all I know is, I love warm, sunshine, but that was mental
Heat is one thing, but this was a good laugh a few years back
Vic Davidson coaches out there, and all I know is, I love warm, sunshine, but that was mental
Heat is one thing, but this was a good laugh a few years back
Winter
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Climate change is fake news Trump telt us aw that
DILLIGAF
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Remember when that obese gasbag, told us to 'sweep' the forest floor (Like they do Finland ??) to stop forest fires happeningClimate change is fake news Trump telt us aw that
Guy's a nugget of gargantuan proportions, and I hope the FBI find a ton of evidence when they raid his Mar a Lago compound
RAKE NEWS !!!
Winter
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Aw the best was the disinfectant one fs , drink domestos and you'll be fine.
Lunatics around the states actually did this as well.
Lunatic leading the lunatics
The Galway shawl
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Genuinely thought you couldn't get thicker than G.W.bush jnr....but by God was I wrong! He's so Fuckin dense light bends round him! Horrific president, would personally to that cant in a woodchipper, And worry about the toxic waste later.
Unbelievable boab I know they can be absolutely thick as champ but do they not know when thier being fleeced.
Take it he didn't need to be able to spell as a bookkeeper , herd on radio , squid value , New players Balu are same (I assume Balu is code for value) did he work in a mechanics attached to a zoo with all the animal references herd ,squid and Balu the bearFFS! Someone has overdosed on the Deludamol! He has valued the OFFC squad at £330m. This
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DILLIGAF
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He's a grifter, who proved that a conman can become the most powerful man in America, his monobrowed simpleton followers, love his schtick
Shoving a light up your jacksie, was another of his theories
You can see the doctors at his press conference, looking at their feet when he came out with that stuff
