We can all use a laugh

[Winter]

 

[Winter]

I'm thinking of starting a square or triangle Earth conspiracy, why not, some eejits will buy into it.

If its oan a ( roll n square,sausage wi triangle tottie scone (I'll buy that furra dollar)

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

He's running away from the Ludge.

Talking about that mob shammy came across this no idea if its real apparently u need to wear a noose and expose ur left nipple to get in

 

[The Shamrock]

Talking about that mob shammy came across this no idea if its real apparently u need to wear a noose and expose ur left nipple to get in

That's a normal initiation. We just don't know when the goat scenario happens.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Is that a Zimmer Dill?

Hey...that'll be quite enough of that, ya young whippersnapper

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Talking about that mob shammy came across this no idea if its real apparently u need to wear a noose and expose ur left nipple to get in

Yes, I can confirm that this is a photo of the initiation ceremony - for joining the Lanarkshire Referee's Association.

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

If yous vote me into power I will employ this guy Hope he gets a not proven

 

[Miktim]

If yous vote me into power I will employ this guy Hope he gets a not proven

Shouldn’t be jailed. He should be put in charge of vile crime sentencing

 

[26+6=1]

Just Saw this news article on BBC website:

Ed Sheeran must face copyright trial over Thinking Out Loud, judge rules

The star must appear in a US court over claims he copied his hit Thinking Out Loud from Marvin Gaye.

www.bbc.co.uk

If they added additional charges of writing your thoughts down and whining about them to musical accompaniment the hoor might get life.

 

[The Shamrock]

If yous vote me into power I will employ this guy Hope he gets a not proven

He just did what any one of us would do but maybe not quite so dramatically.

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

He just did what any one of us would do but maybe not quite so dramatically.

Aye ano I wouldn't have cooked it he wid have got it raw the bastard

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Awe man superb

 

[26+6=1]

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Correct, we always had two choices at dinner...take it, or leave it

Aye or wen ur maw was already pissed off at something u were told youl fuckin sit there till its done ya bastard

 

[DILLIGAF]

If yous vote me into power I will employ this guy Hope he gets a not proven

"Fucks sake...ye didnae put any salt on that !!"
Well done that Dad

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1575790995312152577

Thats just fuckin brilliant

 

[26+6=1]

"Fucks sake...ye didnae put any salt on that !!"
Well done that Dad

Should have fed the scumbag a loada viagra, chop, blast freeze then apply brown sauce repeatedly.

 

[26+6=1]

 

[Marky1956]

Showed the wife this picture "Well men will never be able to find it "was her reply

 

[Marky1956]

Watched the worst football film ever this afternoon on sky with my grandson 'Shaolin soccer' but if you want a laugh give it a go