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[Imatim]

Told ye. I dont know?????

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Use your imagination.......think along risqué lines......whit ya gonna get?

It's now lost in the ether ?

 

[Imatim]

She's from Coatbridge bigman......... Need I say more?

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I'll come to your funeral pal ?

 

[Maria]

Ooft i gie in wi you’se. Fkn speakin in riddles

 

[The Deadner]

Am so gonna kill you. You have never been to coatbridge so what a stupid statement

Yes I have

 

[Maria]

Explain yer joke irish. Yer makin me angry now

 

[The Deadner]

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Use your imagination.......think along risqué lines......whit ya gonna get?

It's now lost in the ether ?

Here's another one for ye........
How do you confuse Maria?

 

[Maria]

Yes I have

You told me your gran was from here but you have never been?

 

[The Deadner]

Explain yer joke irish. Yer makin me angry now

Which joke?

 

[Maria]

Here's another one for ye........
How do you confuse Maria?

Go on....

 

[The Deadner]

Go on....

I might just quit when I'm ahead. You're obviously losing the rag!

 

[Maria]

One mans soul is full of hope, the other mans hole is full of soap!

This needs explained dick

 

[Maria]

I might just quit when I'm ahead. You're obviously losing the rag!

Just tell me ffs

 

[Maria]

Bampot

 

[Imatim]

Laters.......places to go.......people to meet

 

[The Deadner]

This needs explained dick

There's no fuckin explaining on it Jaysus save me!

 

[Maria]

Laters.......places to go.......people to meet

Wit u up to at this time of night?

 

[Maria]

There's no fuckin explaining on it Jaysus save me!

So your joke isnt a joke and has no punchline?

 

[The Deadner]

So your joke isnt a joke and has no punchline?

Right Maria here ye go....
If you read the whole thread you will see all the puns about Uranus arses bums etc..... Are ye still with me? So it reminded me of a silly joke when I was at primary school..... Do you get it now? Ye fuckin ruined it!

 

[Maria]

Right Maria here ye go....
If you read the whole thread you will see all the puns about Uranus arses bums etc..... Are ye still with me? So it reminded me of a silly joke when I was at primary school..... Do you get it now? Ye fuckin ruined it!

Ffs you expect ne to read the whole lot again?

Jaysus kin ye jist no explain ffs

 

[The Deadner]

Ffs you expect ne to read the whole lot again?

Jaysus kin ye jist no explain ffs

What the fuck do ye not understand???