Theta Sigma
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It's called a bindleI'd leave, but I can't find my polka dotted hanky, and a stick
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It's called a bindleI'd leave, but I can't find my polka dotted hanky, and a stick
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Disnae matter whit it's called, if ye cannae find itIt's called a bindle
Like the film loastDisnae matter whit it's called, if ye cannae find it
Wee true story about Viagra , my mate Tam was having a wee bit trouble in the getting it up department so goes to the doc who kindly prescribes Viagra, Tam goes home and decides to give it a trial run and takes a couple nothing happens so decides to take few more that night they kick in he does the business but the stauner doesn't go down a few days later he's still got it and is in agony as he can't pee and he's all swollen and bloated goes to the doc who sends him to hospital, mates being mates when we went to see him he's lying in bed with a cage over his appendage, they've fitted a drain and given him an anti stiffy drug no one including the nurses could keep a straight face.
A guy I worked with doon the pit was telling us that his Then girlfriend was still claiming to be a virgin because she hadn’t had a big yin yet.Wee true story about Viagra , my mate Tam was having a wee bit trouble in the getting it up department so goes to the doc who kindly prescribes Viagra, Tam goes home and decides to give it a trial run and takes a couple nothing happens so decides to take few more that night they kick in he does the business but the stauner doesn't go down a few days later he's still got it and is in agony as he can't pee and he's all swollen and bloated goes to the doc who sends him to hospital, mates being mates when we went to see him he's lying in bed with a cage over his appendage, they've fitted a drain and given him an anti stiffy drug no one including the nurses could keep a straight face.
Moral of the story there isn't one ,but don't tell your mates
..............sorry.Guy dropped a Viagra into the toilet, hasn't been able to get the lid down for three days
What's viagra got in common with disneyland?Guy dropped a Viagra into the toilet, hasn't been able to get the lid down for three days
Noo if ye fast pass itWhat's viagra got in common with disneyland?
You have to wait an hour for a 2 minute ride.
My older brothers best mate started drinking that. he was a good joiner. Ended up a homeless tramp sleeping on the streets his arse literally hanging out his trousers.There was indeed BB, a choice of blue flavour or red flavour get it necked as quickly as possible so you dont boak
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Sorry to hear that BBMy older brothers best mate started drinking that. he was a good joiner. Ended up a homeless tramp sleeping on the streets his arse literally hanging out his trousers.
No probs W, people tried to help him got him flats stuff, he chose oblivion.Sorry to hear that BB
Drat...Drat...and Double Drat...!!!Well, I had planned on staying, but after those Viagra jokes . . .
[Just kidding, you can't get rid of me that easily. Sorry.]