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I remember about 15 years ago I was up at my wee pals ( now sadly deceased) house at the old Sandyfield high flats facing the Brazen Head.Ah Ken what’s hi like but he’s better now he’s goat his wallies back Fi the Barras
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My Dad liked a good bucket and one night, on his way home from the local hostelry, he had to stop to throw up, he stops by a old boarded up pub, and there's a window sill, where he takes his teeth oot, and lays them on the sillI remember about 15 years ago I was up at my wee pals ( now sadly deceased) house at the old Sandyfield high flats facing the Brazen Head.
I had not long got my first wallies plate dont tell anybody.
All steaming drunk and my pal , who had wallies for a while said " are they comfortable enough? You can use them ok?"
I said " aye there ok look " and pulled them out to show how light weight they were compared to his big gumshield and before I knew it , wee Rocco, his over excitable wee Jack Russell has jumped up and grabbed them right out of my hand .
Next thing it was a Benny Hill style chase around the house from living room to hall to bedroom back to living room and start again the wee shoite
By the time I got them back they were all mashed up and twisted.
Moral of the story is, dont take your wallies out , outside the house....ever
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Them bottom sets not good for any real pearlies ' one' might have they put pressure on the real wans still there and...well it's no nice an ye can lose more cos of them, good thinking yer auld man D.My Dad liked a good bucket and one night, on his way home from the local hostelry, he had to stop to throw up, he stops by a old boarded up pub, and there's a window sill, where he takes his teeth oot, and lays them on the sill
Throws up, feels better, cleans up a bit then walks home
Next morning "Ah cannae find ma bottom teeth..."
"Well, you must have had them in, did you check your suit pockets ?"
Goes in, comes out..."They're no there...FFS..."
"OK let's retrace your steps, you were full last night, did you stop anywhere...?"
His memory starts to clear..."Eh, aye...I stopped and took my wallies oot, then...I...eh...think I left them on the windae sill..."
I drive down there with him, and we check it out...they're gone, no sign whatsoever...
Who the fuck would lift a set of wallies, lying on an old buildings window sill ?
He never did get a new set, just had his top set (no idea why he didn't pick up both sets) and you couldn't really tell, even when he smiled...
I've had a couple of partial plates, one I lost when I did the 'upchuck' thing, must run in the family eh ?
And the replacement one I took out when playing a game of fitba, and forgot they were in my pocket, only to lose them
Never got another one...true to the family tradition
I'll never get a Colgate commercial
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She’s got a filthy sense of humour Dill very funnySarah Millican was in town last year but I didn't know
She is absolutely hilarious
If you don't want to watch the whole show, check out the one hour and four minute mark...I literally cried laughing at her, she's brilliant !!!
It’s amazing whit some folk/dugs will dae for a meatball or a hot dogIn the meantime strange things happening in Edinburgh IKEA
Edinburgh IKEA shoppers confused after man walks 'human dogs' in front of families
In the bizarre video clip, a man dressed in normal clothing leads two men, both wearing leather dog masks with tails attached to their backs that appear to be wagging, through the cafe.www.edinburghlive.co.uk
Am thinkin it’ll be more than meatballs in there mooths??and a dread to think where the hotdogs going??It’s amazing whit some folk/dugs will dae for a meatball or a hot dog