We can all use a laugh
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Bridie Bhoy
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I'm proud to say that I successfully completed "Dry January". I never pissed the bed once this month!!!
tictastic
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Cannae beat the auld yins Win.
Winter
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Aye the dad joke's a plentyCannae beat the auld yins Win.
Is that two blokes ?
26+6=1
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Germans
I thought the one with the tash was the bloke in coronation street
tictastic
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A beautiful woman walks over to him and says “awww you poor thing! I bet you’ve never been hugged before have you?”
He replies: “well, no actually I haven’t!”
She leans over and gives him a big hug.
“I bet you’ve never been kissed before either, have you?” she asks.
Once again he replies: “no, no I haven’t!” and she leans over and gives him a kiss.
Finally, she asks: “have you ever been fucked?”
He says “no, no I haven’t!!” And she says “well you are now, the tides coming in!!”
He replies: “well, no actually I haven’t!”
She leans over and gives him a big hug.
“I bet you’ve never been kissed before either, have you?” she asks.
Once again he replies: “no, no I haven’t!” and she leans over and gives him a kiss.
Finally, she asks: “have you ever been fucked?”
He says “no, no I haven’t!!” And she says “well you are now, the tides coming in!!”
Bridie Bhoy
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Are you missing the start of your joke???
tictastic
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tictastic
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Bridie Bhoy
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Ach, I've heard it before!
