We can all use a laugh

[26+6=1]

 

[DILLIGAF]

A man with no arms and no legs is sunbathing on the beach............

I figured it out already
His name was 'Bob' apparently

 

[tictastic]

I figured it out already
His name was 'Bob' apparently

His name is Bob only if he goes intae the watter.

 

[DILLIGAF]

His name is Bob only if he goes intae the watter.

So...and apologies to the rest of the noise beforehand...whit wis his name, when he wasn't in the watter ?

 

[tictastic]

So...and apologies to the rest of the noise beforehand...whit wis his name, when he wasn't in the watter ?

Robert?

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

So...and apologies to the rest of the noise beforehand...whit wis his name, when he wasn't in the watter ?

Sandy?

 

[JamSam67]

A man with no arms and no legs is sunbathing on the beach............

How the fuck diz this finish and who diz hiz suncream
Hauf a jok

HH

 

[JamSam67]

Robert?

Bob ffs

HH

 

[JamSam67]

His name is Bob only if he goes intae the watter.

Was he arrested for being legless oan at beech

HH

 

[26+6=1]

 

[26+6=1]

 

[JamSam67]

2 twin lesbians
They both lick alike

HH

 

[DILLIGAF]

I worked with a guy who looked exactly like the guy on the old ten dollar bill
And by the way, it's Groundhog Day in North America
Where the Groundhogs come out of their burrows and if they see their shadow, we get 6 more weeks of Winter
Looking forward to more snow then ;-)
The most famous Groundhog is Puxatawny Phil...and of course, being America...this is where he lives...don't tell them

 

[DILLIGAF]

Was he arrested for being legless oan at beech

HH

Aye but they let him go, cos he was 'armless'

 

[JamSam67]

Aye but they let him go, cos he was 'armless'

Glad he wizny shapeless

HH

 

[DILLIGAF]

Hate when it's 'peoplely' outside

 

[DILLIGAF]

 

[26+6=1]

I worked with a guy who looked exactly like the guy on the old ten dollar bill
And by the way, it's Groundhog Day in North America
Where the Groundhogs come out of their burrows and if they see their shadow, we get 6 more weeks of Winter
Looking forward to more snow then ;-)
The most famous Groundhog is Puxatawny Phil...and of course, being America...this is where he lives...don't tell them

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Jimmy Kimmel on Tom Brady's retirement announcement. "He comes out of the clubhouse every February and if he sees his shadow he goes back into the NFL".

 

[DILLIGAF]

Jimmy Kimmel on Tom Brady's retirement announcement. "He comes out of the clubhouse every February and if he sees his shadow he goes back into the NFL".

I like watching Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon, too funny
I know...it's mental about 'retired' players, they've got enough cash, so stay and enjoy being retired, but their ego's get in the way
Sports are out of control and the money is crazy worldwide
More so, in North America
Kansas City Chiefs, have just given Patrick Mahomes an extension
10 year contract worth US $503 Million
Brady says he's done for sure, but I wouldn't bet on it...
I don't watch North American Sports anyway, overhyped and paying $300 to watch a Canucks game ? You can forget it

Ranty McRantFace

 

[DILLIGAF]

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