That's probably because he drinks hiw own pishI see Todd the Sod has become the new mouthpiece at Ibloss saying they are going for everything and 56 league titles must be something in the water over there or it might be he is as thick as he looks he can’t count his best skill is his diving and he thinks everyone should pass to him think this idoit is in for a shock
sounds fairThe self appointed tough guy Cuntwell wouldna last two minutes in the scheme I grew up in. He would get pumped round the back o Beauly Shops. They would steal his trainers then pump him again. He would be found wandering the streets in a daze with a split head and severe anal trauma. True story.
Soo, what you are saying is your scheme was full 'o benders?!!The self appointed tough guy Cuntwell wouldna last two minutes in the scheme I grew up in. He would get pumped round the back o Beauly Shops. They would steal his trainers then pump him again. He would be found wandering the streets in a daze with a split head and severe anal trauma. True story.
I still cannae say "Beauly Shops" wie'oot hitting a cold sweat and having that nightmare where you're trying to run away through gluebags!!!The self appointed tough guy Cuntwell wouldna last two minutes in the scheme I grew up in. He would get pumped round the back o Beauly Shops. They would steal his trainers then pump him again. He would be found wandering the streets in a daze with a split head and severe anal trauma. True story
Heading up tae Dundee as we speak!!Nah Tic, Twas the women o the scheme that did these unspeakable things to Cuntwell. I won’t go into to details but it was a real fuckin horror show Tic.
Apologies to any benders.
Just a wee caveat there, tic........when Rich states "women", that means something entirely different up here.Heading up tae Dundee as we speak!!
Apology accepted Tic, many thanks xApologies to any benders.
Anal trauma??Did the no use KY Jelly ? Ooooh my aching arseThe self appointed tough guy Cuntwell wouldna last two minutes in the scheme I grew up in. He would get pumped round the back o Beauly Shops. They would steal his trainers then pump him again. He would be found wandering the streets in a daze with a split head and severe anal trauma. True story.
Love the wee kiss at the end Rich. class.Apology accepted Tic, many thanks x