Have a good weekend

[Maria]

Bridies are magic ?

 

[The Shamrock]

Think we missed a hun the other night that was irritating oor Michael. Work will keep getting in the way of a good hunskelping. Tsk. ?

 

[Maria]

Its criminal how shit a look today ??

 

[Maria]

Think we missed a hun the other night that was irritating oor Michael. Work will keep getting in the way of a good hunskelping. Tsk. ?

Heard somethin about that sounded like tam the tit wiz it.

 

[The Shamrock]

Its criminal how shit a look today ??

Glad I can't see you then.

 

[The Shamrock]

Heard somethin about that sounded like tam the tit wiz it.

Looked more like Polly Thompson.

 

[Maria]

Hey am only joking a always look drop dead G ??

 

[Maria]

Looked more like Polly Thompson.

U fkn serious. My little pet lol.

 

[The Shamrock]

Hey am only joking a always look drop dead G ??

I know that and you always smell divine too.

 

[Maria]

I know that and you always smell divine too.

Molten brown ylang ylang. Left a bottle at my mums last week shammy n she had skelped half of it so i mentioned its £30 shower gel n she hit the roof. Fkn £30. Fkn £30 tae wash yer arse the fkn pound shop diz apple n lemon n any fkn smell fur a pound.

Glad yer da’s no here that wida polished him aff.

Couldn’t move fae laughing but didn’thave the heart to tell her ive been using it for years. Think it might have polished her off.

She told me she’s going out tonight so i just happened to ask her where n she looked a bit sheepish before saying a stripper with the girls in her work.

Fkn class

I love ma mum she’s tough and straight but funny as fuck too.

 

[Maria]

Oh n btw welcome my fella Dazar to the forum everyone.

 

[The Shamrock]

Molten brown ylang ylang. Left a bottle at my mums last week shammy n she had skelped half of it so i mentioned its £30 shower gel n she hit the roof. Fkn £30. Fkn £30 tae wash yer arse the fkn pound shop diz apple n lemon n any fkn smell fur a pound.

Glad yer da’s no here that wida polished him aff.

Couldn’t move fae laughing but didn’thave the heart to tell her ive been using it for years. Think it might have polished her off.

She told me she’s going out tonight so i just happened to ask her where n she looked a bit sheepish before saying a stripper with the girls in her work.

Fkn class

I love ma mum she’s tough and straight but funny as fuck too.

Just like my mammy, she nearly choked when I told her the soap in the bathroom was £20 a bottle L'Occitane. Told her the refills where cheaper though.

Hope your's doesn't have any old pound notes with her when she goes out tonight.

 

[Maria]

Just like my mammy, she nearly chocked when I told her the soap in the bathroom was £20 a bottle L'Occitane. Told her the refills where cheaper though.

Hope your's doesn't have any old pound notes with her when she goes out tonight.

She’ll be flippin the fifty’s lol.

She will kill me for sayin this now my nosey sister is reading my posts. Hiya CL ?

 

[The Shamrock]

Even oor Michael would get his kit aff if she's tucking in the 50s. Ah said tucking. ?

 

[Maria]

Even oor Michael would get his kit aff if she's tucking in the 50s. Ah said tucking. ?

U better have ma mams a lady n ma da was a stunner ?

 

[Maria]

Oh n btw welcome my fella Dazar to the forum everyone.

Mon the hoops babe ?

 

[Maria]

To shammy

Oor michaels only got peepers for you ya dozy nugget ?

 

[The Shamrock]

Mon the hoops babe ?

Ano, but I'm out tomorrow and won't see the game, though that might be a good thing!

 

[Maria]

A wiz talkin to my man Dazar lol x

 

[The Shamrock]

A wiz talkin to my man Dazar lol x

How was I meant to know?

Mon the hoops, Dazar.