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Maria
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Bridies are magic ?
Think we missed a hun the other night that was irritating oor Michael. Work will keep getting in the way of a good hunskelping. Tsk. ?
Its criminal how shit a look today ??
Heard somethin about that sounded like tam the tit wiz it.
Looked more like Polly Thompson.
Hey am only joking a always look drop dead G ??
I know that and you always smell divine too.
Molten brown ylang ylang. Left a bottle at my mums last week shammy n she had skelped half of it so i mentioned its £30 shower gel n she hit the roof. Fkn £30. Fkn £30 tae wash yer arse the fkn pound shop diz apple n lemon n any fkn smell fur a pound.
Glad yer da’s no here that wida polished him aff.
Couldn’t move fae laughing but didn’thave the heart to tell her ive been using it for years. Think it might have polished her off.
She told me she’s going out tonight so i just happened to ask her where n she looked a bit sheepish before saying a stripper with the girls in her work.
Fkn class
I love ma mum she’s tough and straight but funny as fuck too.
Just like my mammy, she nearly chocked when I told her the soap in the bathroom was £20 a bottle L'Occitane. Told her the refills where cheaper though.
Hope your's doesn't have any old pound notes with her when she goes out tonight.
Even oor Michael would get his kit aff if she's tucking in the 50s. Ah said tucking. ?
Oh n btw welcome my fella Dazar to the forum everyone.
Mon the hoops babe ?
A wiz talkin to my man Dazar lol x