THE MINISTER FOR COCAINE

[The Shamrock]

Just saw on the news that Michael Gove has admitted to using cocaine 20 years ago. Tut Tut.

Now if that doesn't put you youngsters off, I don't know what will.

Just say NAW. ???

 

[michael duffy]

gove's a snottery wee bastaart!

 

[TET]

Just saw on the news that Michael Gove has admitted to using cocaine 20 years ago. Tut Tut.

Now if that doesn't put you youngsters off, I don't know what will.

Just say NAW. ???

 

[Spherical Planet]

Just saw on the news that Michael Gove has admitted to using cocaine 20 years ago. Tut Tut.

Now if that doesn't put you youngsters off, I don't know what will.

Just say NAW. ???

If that's the state of Gove after a bit of ching, then what the fuck has BoJo been snorting all these years?

Harpic?

 

[The Shamrock]

If that's the state of Gove after a bit of ching, then what the fuck has BoJo been snorting all these years?

Harpic?

???

 

[TET]

???

Baw Jaws

lie every day
keep those worries at bay
not possible you say
watch me replace Theresa May

No need for truth
when your a goof
Batman costume and aloof
K.O with the piff paff poof

Good for nothing
Except a load a bluffing
while I toke my puffing
while im but ole muffing

I can't be beaten
I went to eton
lots of kidding on
unelected prime minister sweet con

I will tell your lies
About my Brexit cries
But look in my eyes
While I avoid the prison flies

I fear no law
you will kiss my paw
My sis is my maw
I am Baw Jaw

 

[P.Anthony]

Baw Jaws

lie every day
keep those worries at bay
not possible you say
watch me replace Theresa May

No need for truth
when your a goof
Batman costume and aloof
K.O with the piff paff poof

Good for nothing
Except a load a bluffing
while I toke my puffing
while im but ole muffing

I can't be beaten
I went to eton
lots of kidding on
unelected prime minister sweet con

I will tell your lies
About my Brexit cries
But look in my eyes
While I avoid the prison flies

I fear no law
you will kiss my paw
My sis is my maw
I am Baw Jaw

that was good

 

[Imatim]

 

[According to Saul]

Just saw on the news that Michael Gove has admitted to using cocaine 20 years ago. Tut Tut.

Now if that doesn't put you youngsters off, I don't know what will.

Just say NAW. ???

Nice one Sham

 

[According to Saul]

gove's a snottery wee bastaart!

DRINK

 

[michael duffy]

DRINK

Aye Saul,ma answer tae everythin, when ah get a dose of the phuqits, slainthe!

 

[Ian65]

Just saw on the news that Michael Gove has admitted to using cocaine 20 years ago. Tut Tut.

Now if that doesn't put you youngsters off, I don't know what will.

Just say NAW. ???

Surely nacho novo is the minister for ching ???

 

[TET]

Surely nacho novo is the minister for ching ???

I heard that dude is a heart attack waiting to happen.

blew his entire EBT on a white council guy allegedly

he thought it could help him Bendzy the ball like Beckham

 

[bertie auld]

Just saw on the news that Michael Gove has admitted to using cocaine 20 years ago. Tut Tut.

Now if that doesn't put you youngsters off, I don't know what will.

Just say NAW. ???

That snooty twat is putting himself up for the Prime minister job so with that given if he'd said More pay for workers,hospital waiting times to shorten and not be privatised,more full time jobs with better pay for younger people and older people,not having to work till your 70 year's old and taking away universal credit and the inhumane and disgraceful of children families and people being in poverty and having to use Foodbanks I maybe would've took notice.
But a mp inane ramblings never answering questions and filling there pockets with expenses there all on that Cocaine aren't they.?????????

 

[The Shamrock]

That snooty twat is putting himself up for the Prime minister job so with that given if he'd said More pay for workers,hospital waiting times to shorten and not be privatised,more full time jobs with better pay for younger people and older people,not having to work till your 70 year's old and taking away universal credit and the inhumane and disgraceful of children families and people being in poverty and having to use Foodbanks I maybe would've took notice.
But a mp inane ramblings never answering questions and filling there pockets with expenses there all on that Cocaine aren't they.?????????

As long as we are ruled by the Government that Middle England want then I just can't be arsed with who the next Prime Minister will be. They all have the same ideologies, rob the poor to give to the rich with lovely tax breaks.

 

[Richybhoy]

Gove or Johnson, what kind o choice is that? Like asking someone if they would prefer to be shot or stabbed.

 

[The Shamrock]

Gove or Johnson, what kind o choice is that? Like asking someone if they would prefer to be shot or stabbed.

Between the Devil and the deep blue sea but both them and the others looking to grab the limelight are cut from the same cloth.

Attention seekers, don't ye just love them?

 

[TET]

Between the Devil and the deep blue sea but both them and the others looking to grab the limelight are cut from the same cloth.

Attention seekers, don't ye just love them?

free trips to jersey on the royal yachts

 

[boab1916]

If that's the state of Gove after a bit of ching, then what the fuck has BoJo been snorting all these years?

Harpic?

 

[Theverdict1]

He has a face I would never tire of skelping.,I don’t have a problem with people taking drugs. The drug war is farcical and should be halted. But, when he takes a government post that seeks to punish others for doing the same, that’s not on.

He’s a Tory bastard. I hate all Tory bastards. It’s the way I roll.