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[TET]

I fuckin love poached eggs, but my favourite type of egg is the scotch egg. And I'm not just lickin arse sayin that. We used to get them in school and there would be a killin match for extras. Actually eatin duck eggs at the minute. Way nicer than fags!

 

[boab1916]

I have fresh trout. My least-hated, favourite fish would be sole. That way you don't have to see eyes. Sole ..

 

[Spherical Planet]

Crabby fannies that needs antibiotics
Soonds sair

HH

Brings back unwanted memories, Jam..........I now look before I leap.

 

[Fader]

egg is basically just chicken period

Tell Windass that and his fucking hollow heid will explode

 

[The Shamrock]

Whit a fkn thread!!!!!!!

 

[Spherical Planet]

Whit a fkn thread!!!!!!!

Ach........I'll leave you a dra', Shammy. I'll no even coos-lick it seeing as I like you so much

 

[The Shamrock]

Ach........I'll leave you a dra', Shammy. I'll no even coos-lick it seeing as I like you so much

Defo first up.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Defo first up.

Only if you promise to coos-lick it

 

[The Shamrock]

Only if you promise to coos-lick it

Shut it you, folk'll talk!

 

[Spherical Planet]

Shut it you, folk'll talk!

They're only talkin coz they're gettin nae action, Shammy.

Meet you behind the bike sheds in 10.........you bring the lighter and I'll ignite her.

 

[The Shamrock]

They're only talkin coz they're gettin nae action, Shammy.

Meet you behind the bike sheds in 10.........you bring the lighter and I'll ignite her.

5 Bristol Tipped please mister.