1st cracks beginning to show at Ibrox

Winter

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its a complex quagmire

De bruce was a Norman who owned huge tracts of what would be north England who married into the Scottish lordships, as all the Plantagenets did

they became overlords of the angles and jutes (danish tribes) and saxons (north German tribes) after Hastings, then intermarried to claim more lands across north of France Flanders and what we call holland today)

At one time the normans owned more of France and Italy than the French and Italian lords (vikings who became civilised when they ram raided there way into north France from somewhere in Scandinavia (probably the islands between Denmark and Norway.

longshanks wee sister married king Alexander of scotland (I think they were both 12) And the kings of scotland had been heavily married into Norman families under Henry 1st.

So it really was a big family that ruled Europe and they mostly ever married their cousins or closer. And usually before they were 13 and they had to have sex in front of witnesses to ratify the bond.

weird history gives you the boke

I can see why they dont tell the history in detail and fantasise about the glorious murder of their own family members. there can only be one, as a highlander once said
Not forgetting that they were all lizards in human disguise
 

Bellshill bhoy

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Huns furious new season Castore shirts not coming tomorrow, they’ve all been sent an amateur email with an hilarious spelling mistake:

“We wanted to send a note directly to let you know that we have now started packaging and shipping the first batch of Home kit orders and these should start arriving with you very soon. Obviously we are shipping a significant number of units so please bare with us over the course of the next few days as our teams work as hard as possible to get every order delivered as quickly as we possibly can. We are fully aware of how much this means to everyone so we'll do everything we can to ensure people aren't disappointed.“

The thought of hundreds of gulliblillies going bare chested gives me the boak, and that’s just the women🤣 apparently Turkish memmett has managed to get his 1st quality genuine fakes delivered to Scotland in time for the season starting, looks like the huns have chosen the wrong shirt manufacturer 🤣🤣
 

Digger

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If Slippy plays him to.morrow what's the betting he gets a red card,the fat man wants out and true to type,he will have a face like a slapped arse,his only loyalty is to himself the mugs were moaning about his lack of effort in thier friendlys,don't be surprised by anything he does tomorrow
 

The Shamrock

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If Slippy plays him to.morrow what's the betting he gets a red card,the fat man wants out and true to type,he will have a face like a slapped arse,his only loyalty is to himself the mugs were moaning about his lack of effort in thier friendlys,don't be surprised by anything he does tomorrow
Apparently him and Slippy hate each other but if Gerrard plays him he might want to do well to get the move he's desperate for.
 

50 Shades of Green

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Huns furious new season Castore shirts not coming tomorrow, they’ve all been sent an amateur email with an hilarious spelling mistake:

“We wanted to send a note directly to let you know that we have now started packaging and shipping the first batch of Home kit orders and these should start arriving with you very soon. Obviously we are shipping a significant number of units so please bare with us over the course of the next few days as our teams work as hard as possible to get every order delivered as quickly as we possibly can. We are fully aware of how much this means to everyone so we'll do everything we can to ensure people aren't disappointed.“

The thought of hundreds of gulliblillies going bare chested gives me the boak, and that’s just the women🤣 apparently Turkish memmett has managed to get his 1st quality genuine fakes delivered to Scotland in time for the season starting, looks like the huns have chosen the wrong shirt manufacturer 🤣🤣

Hands up everyone who is surprised by that news.
 
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