michael duffy
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Ye know whit they say, when yer auld,and yer mind starts goin!,ah wiz at a cup game,Celtic vs Partick Thistle we won 8-1, after a 3-3 draw at firhill,anyway as far as ah knew,it wiz 1-1,because the pie ah ate half time,made me sick,nothin tae dae wi the beer, the wine,or the exotic substances,or the spearmint macaroon bars,or the chocolate chewing gum,ah maintain tae this day,that pie wiz a hun!.
Spent the second half spewing ma ring at the toilets under the Celtic end,oddly enough, ah wiz gettin soaked,on what had been a dry night,realised it wiz pish fae the back of the Celtic end,pourin doon on me! we'd chucked the jungle,that wiz a feckin war zone!,Tongs,Shamrock,Drummy, Tweet, Tweet!,So,the mates,me,foxy and mick toal,who started the "na,na,na,na nanana Celtic" chant, feckin claimin the copyrite oan that wan,
Anyway, we started chantin,(the three of us,remember it wiz the 60's/70's and stuff had been smoked!) "wan tommy gemmell there's only wan tommy gemmell,",
Followed by,two tommy gemmells, theres only two tommy gemmells, ah know, ah know,ye had tae be there, so,aye yer right, "three tommy gemmells, theres only three tommy gemmells," we were pishin oorsel's laughin,stoned oot wurr nuts,we were just about tae launch intae,"four tommy gemmells", when the troops beside us started growlin' you wee fecks are gettin it,sense of humour failure or whit, like the borussiamonchengladbach fan that goes, gimme a B,
so we leave after the game, along Janefield st,under the tunnel, sometimes dodge,sometimes fight the muggers fae the torch or the spur,along the gallowgate,up millerston street, and think, there's only wan Tommy Gemmell! 9 in a row, again, COYBIG! ,
Disclaimer, drink may have been taken,while writing this piece!
Salutations tae Matt,Mike and all those who write so eloquently about the Hoops, fae a terracin loony!
Spent the second half spewing ma ring at the toilets under the Celtic end,oddly enough, ah wiz gettin soaked,on what had been a dry night,realised it wiz pish fae the back of the Celtic end,pourin doon on me! we'd chucked the jungle,that wiz a feckin war zone!,Tongs,Shamrock,Drummy, Tweet, Tweet!,So,the mates,me,foxy and mick toal,who started the "na,na,na,na nanana Celtic" chant, feckin claimin the copyrite oan that wan,
Anyway, we started chantin,(the three of us,remember it wiz the 60's/70's and stuff had been smoked!) "wan tommy gemmell there's only wan tommy gemmell,",
Followed by,two tommy gemmells, theres only two tommy gemmells, ah know, ah know,ye had tae be there, so,aye yer right, "three tommy gemmells, theres only three tommy gemmells," we were pishin oorsel's laughin,stoned oot wurr nuts,we were just about tae launch intae,"four tommy gemmells", when the troops beside us started growlin' you wee fecks are gettin it,sense of humour failure or whit, like the borussiamonchengladbach fan that goes, gimme a B,
so we leave after the game, along Janefield st,under the tunnel, sometimes dodge,sometimes fight the muggers fae the torch or the spur,along the gallowgate,up millerston street, and think, there's only wan Tommy Gemmell! 9 in a row, again, COYBIG! ,
Disclaimer, drink may have been taken,while writing this piece!
Salutations tae Matt,Mike and all those who write so eloquently about the Hoops, fae a terracin loony!
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