Another league of their own.

[Lubos left peg]

The new scum manager, Ian or something like that, has followed in the footsteps of his predecessors in creating his own fantasy league withing a league in attempt to appease the brainless Zombies and better his position.
The man who stood behind Slippy as he created his own 80 minutes championship has come up with his own creation.
The "old firm league"....now like Slippy, Ian hasn't really thought it through (shock)....as he's still 3 points behind us in his own fantasy league.
One day I'm sure a Scottish hack will burst out laughing, throw his crayon on the floor and walk out the room. Until then, let's just look on in amazement and joy and we watch these fucking morons, one after the other, make a complete arse of having the gift of oxygen.

"The difference is nine points but we’ve only played each other once and they won that game, deservedly. So the difference should be three points, shouldn’t it? It should,” said the Rangers manager. “So we are six points behind against the other teams in the league, the other 10 that we play. That is the disappointing thing. If it just came down to Old Firms it would be more interesting, but you have to beat everybody else. That’s the key message."

 

[MickyMcMick]

The new scum manager, Ian or something like that, has followed in the footsteps of his predecessors in creating his own fantasy league withing a league in attempt to appease the brainless Zombies and better his position.
The man who stood behind Slippy as he created his own 80 minutes championship has come up with his own creation.
The "old firm league"....now like Slippy, Ian hasn't really thought it through (shock)....as he's still 3 points behind us in his own fantasy league.
One day I'm sure a Scottish hack will burst out laughing, throw his crayon on the floor and walk out the room. Until then, let's just look on in amazement and joy and we watch these fucking morons, one after the other, make a complete arse of having the gift of oxygen.

"The difference is nine points but we’ve only played each other once and they won that game, deservedly. So the difference should be three points, shouldn’t it? It should,” said the Rangers manager. “So we are six points behind against the other teams in the league, the other 10 that we play. That is the disappointing thing. If it just came down to Old Firms it would be more interesting, but you have to beat everybody else. That’s the key message."

I think he’s looking for a VAR points decision

 

[Marky1956]

I think he's being a bit derogatory and disrespectful to the teams that took points off his lot, of course they didn't drop points they just let them go because of the woeful injury list(no one else has injured players)so if VAR gifts them the points on the 2nd they'll be level on pointsstill in second unless they win 20-0

 

[50 Shades of Green]

The new scum manager, Ian or something like that, has followed in the footsteps of his predecessors in creating his own fantasy league withing a league in attempt to appease the brainless Zombies and better his position.
The man who stood behind Slippy as he created his own 80 minutes championship has come up with his own creation.
The "old firm league"....now like Slippy, Ian hasn't really thought it through (shock)....as he's still 3 points behind us in his own fantasy league.
One day I'm sure a Scottish hack will burst out laughing, throw his crayon on the floor and walk out the room. Until then, let's just look on in amazement and joy and we watch these fucking morons, one after the other, make a complete arse of having the gift of oxygen.

"The difference is nine points but we’ve only played each other once and they won that game, deservedly. So the difference should be three points, shouldn’t it? It should,” said the Rangers manager. “So we are six points behind against the other teams in the league, the other 10 that we play. That is the disappointing thing. If it just came down to Old Firms it would be more interesting, but you have to beat everybody else. That’s the key message."

Ffs we've only played them once in the league this season so far... O aye and someone should tell him there is no old firm.

 

[Millsy]

Sevco pressers should always begin -

''Once upon a time there was a wee football team from the Govan area of Fairyland called Sevco who lived in a Big Hoose ( which had they had 'inherited ' from a distant relation who had died under mysterious circumstances - but that's another Fairy Story ! ).

They believed that the world was flat and that that the future was Orange and that they were ''The Peepul'' .

They practised a strange religion called '' F*ck the Pope '' and paraded along the streets in weird saffron coloured robes made of past-its-sell-by-date polyester , which was toxic to all ordinary beings.

Luckily for the inhabitants of this land they had adequate prior warning of the approach of ''The Peepul'' as they were proceeded by a rag-tag band of miscreants dressed in quasi-military fashion and who emitted unnatural , tuneless , ear-splitting noises . No one who heard them could possibly mistake them for musicians .
As they paraded along the byways they loudly proclaimed to all that they were wearing a garment that their fathers had previously worn .
( One hopes for the sake of hygiene that they had washed it before draping it around their necks !)

These strange ''Peepul'' were shunned by anyone who had previously met them . There are lands were legend told of disasters befalling them when the Sevco hosts descended upon them . The ancient lands of Manchester and Barcelona had taken lifetimes to repair the devastation inflicted on them when ''The Peepul'' had flooded across their lands leaving a mountain of empties and excrement behind .
Recently many thousands of ''The Peepul'' embarked on a journey to the land of Sevilla where , Sevco legend tells of miraculous healing waters which bring success to whomsoever drinks from the sacred toilets of that land .

''The Peepul'' also have a weird custom of exchanging money for useless paper , called Confetti , and exalting in how much of it they have acquired . What the function is of this 'Confetti' no one has been able to ascertain , though it has been suggested that it is used as an offering to a deity revered by ''The Peepul'' and known as GASL . This entity is rumoured to live in the Land of Make Believe , far to the south .

Their delusions were generally tolerated by the inhabitants of the land except when they attempted to change the laws of physics and reduce playing time in Football matches .
''The Peepul'' were told by their prophet Slippy G that he had seen in a vision that if matches were 10 minutes shorter then all the riches of the world would be Sevco's .
This was seen as apostasy by the Wise Ones , known as the SFA , who reluctantly told the prophet to GTF !

Since then Sevco have had to endure the endless handicap of playing by the same rules as the rest - except for their exclusive occasional use of The Joker Card , which is allowed up to twice a game by the MIB , which deletes any VAR footage which might result in a Penalty for the opposition . This is perfectly acceptable in the eyes of the neutral administrators of the game - aka The Orange Order of Scotland , Scottish Referees Branch , affiliated to The Lanarkshire Masons Assembly .

HH

 

[The Shamrock]

Sevco managers are defo the gift that keep on giving. They should be taken off the Deludamol and treated with medication more suited to the Narcissistic Psychopathic tendencies they all appear to suffer from.

 

[DILLIGAF]

The new scum manager, Ian or something like that, has followed in the footsteps of his predecessors in creating his own fantasy league withing a league in attempt to appease the brainless Zombies and better his position.
The man who stood behind Slippy as he created his own 80 minutes championship has come up with his own creation.
The "old firm league"....now like Slippy, Ian hasn't really thought it through (shock)....as he's still 3 points behind us in his own fantasy league.
One day I'm sure a Scottish hack will burst out laughing, throw his crayon on the floor and walk out the room. Until then, let's just look on in amazement and joy and we watch these fucking morons, one after the other, make a complete arse of having the gift of oxygen.

"The difference is nine points but we’ve only played each other once and they won that game, deservedly. So the difference should be three points, shouldn’t it? It should,” said the Rangers manager. “So we are six points behind against the other teams in the league, the other 10 that we play. That is the disappointing thing. If it just came down to Old Firms it would be more interesting, but you have to beat everybody else. That’s the key message."

Does his mammy know he's oot ?
What a fucking LEGNED bellend, and should not be allowed near the cutlery drawer
I bet he runs with scissors
And if his granny hud baws, she'd be his granda
He is truly the LEGNED's LEGNED

 

[Magnificent 7]

The new scum manager, Ian or something like that, has followed in the footsteps of his predecessors in creating his own fantasy league withing a league in attempt to appease the brainless Zombies and better his position.
The man who stood behind Slippy as he created his own 80 minutes championship has come up with his own creation.
The "old firm league"....now like Slippy, Ian hasn't really thought it through (shock)....as he's still 3 points behind us in his own fantasy league.
One day I'm sure a Scottish hack will burst out laughing, throw his crayon on the floor and walk out the room. Until then, let's just look on in amazement and joy and we watch these fucking morons, one after the other, make a complete arse of having the gift of oxygen.

"The difference is nine points but we’ve only played each other once and they won that game, deservedly. So the difference should be three points, shouldn’t it? It should,” said the Rangers manager. “So we are six points behind against the other teams in the league, the other 10 that we play. That is the disappointing thing. If it just came down to Old Firms it would be more interesting, but you have to beat everybody else. That’s the key message."

Fucking hell did he really say that...i was spot on the first time I heard this clown talking ...I turned to the wife and said this guy is not right in the head.
The wife said " never mind Ian Beale he sounds and looks like that other bumper Danny Dyer " what a knob this guy Is.

 

[Magnificent 7]

Apparently Davis was gonna be a key player until the end of the season according to Beale. He is devastated Davis is out for the season.
How many mins has Davis got in the last 2 years ... can't believe the shite he comes out with.
Barisic reached a semi final in the world cup Apparently as well and he is in a great place. (Abada will be pleased to hear he might be playing at Mordor)
Mark follow follow licked his arse and asked him if he had noticed how encouraging his backroom staff were in the Ross county game and if that what something Beale had developed himself ....honestly this stuff is nauseating.....I will watch no more

 

[boab1916]

"Barisic reached a semi final in the world cup Apparently as well and he is in a great place."

sure Barisic will sleep well Sunday night.​

Callum McGregor chasing Barisic down and calling him a “shitebag” for not taking him on.​