Fuck sake Ray get with the programme mate......don't you know ANYTHING bad that ever happens to them is ALWAYS our fault!
Car Accident? - That's they fucking Tims at GCC's fault for no fixing they potholes!
Dug Shites on the carpet? - That's cos it's a fucking Tim dug......whit the fuck possessed me tae buy a St Bernard anyway
Struck by Lightening? - That'll be they fucking Tims getting the Pope tae put a word in upstairs
Wife leaves them? - Fucking Tims with their full heads of hair, not being morbidly obese and not having microscopic penises