The Shamrock
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Wait until you see where Imatim goes with that one.Ooohh matron a double entendre
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Spherical Planet
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Lassie has a mind like a sewer, Cairnsy.......but if she calls me ald again, then I'll sue her alright.Ooohh matron a double entendre
Imatim
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How many men are we talking about here?...
Spherical Planet
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Open goal, Imatim..........open goal!!!
The Shamrock
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I'm rotten at maths.
Spherical Planet
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There's a trail of broken hearts all over Govan, Imatim, and that doesn't even count in the huns.
JamSam67
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You really wantit ti say Gran didn’t yi Shammy whit yi likeThat's very true SP. When I'm out and about in Glasgow with you I'm feart incase I meet someone I know and they think I'm out with ma da.
Your supposed to look efter the Auld and incontinent naw
HH I’m gettin it noo
The Shamrock
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Nope, no huns but I haven't asked my Nigerian Prince who he supports.
Spherical Planet
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Just pished my tenaman drawers wie anger at reading that, Jam.
Now I'm facing a three-month ban fae Wetherspoons for staining their carpet again.
JamSam67
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Spherical Planet
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The stain has a carpet on it in there, JamHow can weatherspoons tell whose stain it is
HH
The Shamrock
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Weatherspoons deserves to be pissed upon.
I’m gonna tell oriley your two timing him
The Shamrock
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Naebody likes a grass. Have you ever played for the huns?
I’m no a grassNaebody likes a grass. Have you ever played for the huns?
Matt pays me to keep an eye on the love of his life 
The Shamrock
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I’m no a grass
Spherical Planet
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Think young Matt played a blinder by pledging himself to Denmark, Mik.I’m no a grass
There's an unfeasible amount of good-looking women for such a wee country. I'd pledge myself to Denmark too if it got me 30-seconds with Helena Christensen. Not sure what we'd do with the last 28-seconds, but she'd remember those first two for the rest o' her life
Spherical Planet
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Shammy, that's no fair on wee Fred by putting his fotie next to mine.
The wee fella already has a complex and that'll set him aff the deep end.
Bridie Bhoy
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Are you the one on the left or the right?
Spherical Planet
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Depends on if you're talking about the foties or if you're referring to Fred's nutsack.
If it's the latter, then I'm the one on the right.
