Be aware,the spelling and punctuation police are now on duty!

[Bellshill bhoy]

Twa pehz, Twa Bridies a ingin ain in ah in ull tak a tele tae.

Two Pies, Two Bridies an onion one also and I will take an Evening Telegraph too.

That’s easy, I’ve been reading the broons an oor Willie for years, its the text patter I can’t get, too old for aw that....

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Twa pehz, Twa Bridies a ingin ain in ah in ull tak a tele tae.

Two Pies, Two Bridies an onion one also and I will take an Evening Telegraph too.

Then there is the Dundonian sentence that contains only vowels. In response to "did ye eat ah oh meh peh?" (did you eat all of my pie)

"Ehh. A a'e ah o' i'" (Aye/yes. I ate all of it)

 

[Richybhoy]

You must be part Dundonian BB, ye should be Peh n Ingin Bridie Bhoy.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Then there is the Dundonian sentence that contains only vowels. In response to "did ye eat ah oh meh peh?" (did you eat all of my pie)

"Ehh. A a'e ah o' i'" (Aye/yes. I ate all of it)

This thread, has taken a surprisingly weird turn
Unlike most of the threads on the noise
Long may it continue
Never did find out who the 'polis' was

 

[DILLIGAF]

Then there is the Dundonian sentence that contains only vowels. In response to "did ye eat ah oh meh peh?" (did you eat all of my pie)

"Ehh. A a'e ah o' i'" (Aye/yes. I ate all of it)

"I'd like to buy a vowel, Alex"

 

[boab1916]

"I'd like to buy a vowel, Alex"

DarrenSP76

@DarrenSp76
· 3 Aug
Full time teaser on Radio Clyde just now... Name the eight Scottish players to have played in the Bundesliga ? Alex Rae... "Stefan Klos?"

 

[Richybhoy]

Paul Lambert
Brian O Neil (mind o him?)
The sevvie that went to Hamburg ( Bundesliega ?)
Mark MacGhee
Alan McInnaly
Canna think of anymore. All but one a Celt at one time.

Was Vince Mennie Scottish ?( Dundee signed him fae Cologne)

Another Celt.. Murdo McLeod.

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

You must be part Dundonian BB, ye should be Peh n Ingin Bridie Bhoy.

Dundee isnae that far awa fae Farfir and I bade up the Hulltoon and off o' Perth Road when at Uni a long long time ago.

 

[The Shamrock]

Geography Polis have been alerted also.

 

[Nick66]

Yeez huv been telt!

Gawnae naw go there, f'k sakke.

 

[michael duffy]

Gawnae naw go there, f'k sakke.

Too late!