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[Spherical Planet]

That'll do nicely, sir.

Between Maria's Broony crush and your Officer Lustig (lust being the operative word) carry-on.

This site is becoming more like Playgirl everyday.

When do the bhoys get ashley judd and jennifer love-hewitt in their Celtic gear (guess that's a bogey now they're divorced from their respectives).

 

[The Shamrock]

I don't particularly fancy P.C. Lustig, it was just that he looked better than any other polis I know. Mind you, I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crisps.

 

[michael duffy]

Between Maria's Broony crush and your Officer Lustig (lust being the operative word) carry-on.

This site is becoming more like Playgirl everyday.

When do the bhoys get ashley judd and jennifer love-hewitt in their Celtic gear (guess that's a bogey now they're divorced from their respectives).

and kirsty wark! jist sayin

 

[Spherical Planet]

I don't particularly fancy P.C. Lustig, it was just that he looked better than any other polis I know. Mind you, I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crisps.

But what about meatballs and rollmops?

 

[Spherical Planet]

and kirsty wark! jist sayin

You're obsessed, Duffy......he/she/it wouldn't wear hoops anyway. Being a hun and all

 

[michael duffy]

You're obsessed, Duffy......he/she/it wouldn't wear hoops anyway. Being a hun and all

aw man!!!!!

 

[Spherical Planet]

You're obsessed, Duffy......he/she/it wouldn't wear hoops anyway. Being a hun and all

There's always Subo, MD.......wee suzie in the hoops would drive any red-blooded man wild

 

[michael duffy]

There's always Subo, MD.......wee suzie in the hoops would drive any red-blooded man wild

Aaaaarrrgghhhh! naw!

 

[The Shamrock]

But what about meatballs and rollmops?

Lines have to be drawn and compromises made in any relationship......or so I'm told!

 

[The Shamrock]

Aaaaarrrgghhhh! naw!

And she speaks so highly of you too, Michael

 

[michael duffy]

ah could crack a mirror at 10 paces wi a single glance and ah'm sure she's a lovely ghirl, but.... aaaarrrgh!

 

[Spherical Planet]

Lines have to be drawn and compromises made in any relationship......or so I'm told!

Compromise!!!! Women!!!!

The closest a woman comes to compromise is: "do as yir telt and like it"

The "like it" part is optionel, the rest of it's mandatory!

 

[michael duffy]

compromise!!! wimmin and cats have been rippin the pish oot ae us guys fur millenia,pat us on the heid and say yes dear, aye thats right your in charge!!!!

 

[Spherical Planet]

compromise!!! wimmin and cats have been rippin the pish oot ae us guys fur millenia,pat us on the heid and say yes dear, aye thats right your in charge!!!!

Black Friday.......new tv or new fire

Adamant Michael.......TV it is, no arguments, no messing......TV or else.

I'm watching a bonnie new fire that my cat's hogging.......go figure!

 

[The Shamrock]

I'd love to see the woman who tamed you, Michael. She's no very good is she?

 

[michael duffy]

Black Friday.......new tv or new fire

Adamant Michael.......TV it is, no arguments, no messing......TV or else.

I'm watching a bonnie new fire that my cat's hogging.......go figure!

its a feckin conspiracy SP,and ah bet you thought it wiz your decision!!!!

 

[michael duffy]

I'd love to see the woman who tamed you, Michael. She's no very good is she?

sorry shamrock,seems ah wiz too feral!!!!

 

[Spherical Planet]

its a feckin conspiracy SP,and ah bet you thought it wiz your decision!!!!

It was MD.......even down to the colour which I somehow managed no to pick, but apparently did!

The cat's got that wee smug look and he's eyeing up that feckin shed again!

 

[The Shamrock]

sorry shamrock,seems ah wiz too feral!!!!

Now that I can believe. No man good enough to cope with me either.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Now that I can believe. No man good enough to cope with me either.

Apart from lieutenant Lustig and his pickled herring?