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[michael duffy]

the last thing ah said tae ma missus, when she gave me the ultimatum "it's me or the music" ah said "can we talk aboot it the morra, ah.ve got a gig tonight!" GONE!!!

 

[Spherical Planet]

the last thing ah said tae ma missus, when she gave me the ultimatum "it's me or the music" ah said "can we talk aboot it the morra, ah.ve got a gig tonight!" GONE!!!

So I say thank you for the music, the joy it's bringing.
No more moaning fae the bloody wimmin

 

[The Shamrock]

Apart from lieutenant Lustig and his pickled herring?

Mibbe aye, mibbe naw. Footballers not always known for their intellect so he would still have to audition.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Mibbe aye, mibbe naw. Footballers not always known for their intellect so he would still have to audition.

Mibbe aye, mibbe naw. Footballers not always known for their intellect so he would still have to audition.

that's true, they all seem to be happily married so they must be doolally

 

[michael duffy]

 

[The Shamrock]

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[michael duffy]

don't know about the above, but ah hate fish as well!!

 

[Spherical Planet]

don't know about the above, but ah hate fish as well!!

Apart from on a Friday, MD

 

[michael duffy]

Apart from on a Friday, MD

ma wee ma' tried tae poison me when ah wiz a wean, wi cod liver oil! ah've hated fish ever since! used tae fast on a friday!

 

[michael duffy]

Lines have to be drawn and compromises made in any relationship......or so I'm told!

aye right!!!!

 

[Spherical Planet]

ma wee ma' tried tae poison me when ah wiz a wean, wi cod liver oil! ah've hated fish ever since! used tae fast on a friday!

Hahaha cod-liver oil and dettol......who needed doctors wie that combo@

 

[The Shamrock]

Used to be Milk of Magnesia once a week in our house and scrubbed with iodine if I skinned my knees. Think my knees were permanently brown because of it.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Used to be Milk of Magnesia once a week in our house and scrubbed with iodine if I skinned my knees. Think my knees were permanently brown because of it.

aww.....my Ma' must have lathered iodine on my neck?

That's how I must have had the permanent tide mark?

Mind......she must have rubbed my erchie in it too, coz my keks were permanently broon too

 

[The Shamrock]

aww.....my Ma' must have lathered iodine on my neck?

That's how I must have had the permanent tide mark?

Mind......she must have rubbed my erchie in it too, coz my keks were permanently broon too

Don't think that was iodine.

 

[michael duffy]

ma wee ma used tae hide her money under the soap! 7 weans, safest place in the hoose!!!!

 

[michael duffy]

Don't think that was iodine.

spot on shamrock, or should ah a say skid on!!!!

 

[Spherical Planet]

ma wee ma used tae hide her money under the soap! 7 weans, safest place in the hoose!!!!

Wow.....just went and checked there in the noo!

£20.......soap must grow money????

What sorcery is this????

 

[michael duffy]

Wow.....just went and checked there in the noo!

£20.......soap must grow money????

What sorcery is this????

wummins magic SP!!!they know us better than we know ourselves!!!!

 

[Spherical Planet]

wummins magic SP!!!they know us better than we know ourselves!!!!

That's the scary part, Michael.

I think i'm being enigmatic and mysterious and that i've hatched the perfect plot!

10 minutes later, i'm flat on my arse and foiled again

It's witchcraft, MD......witchcraft I tells yi

 

[michael duffy]

That's the scary part, Michael.

I think i'm being enigmatic and mysterious and that i've hatched the perfect plot!

10 minutes later, i'm flat on my arse and foiled again

It's witchcraft, MD......witchcraft I tells yi

like ah said SP, fur millenia, they've been pattin us on the heid and tellin us we're in charge!!! the sisterhood mate,ah'm surprised tgm hisnae hid a rant aboot it!!!