But sevco's accountant has done the maths and he says it IS possible - and Santa has time for a drink, mince pie and feed his reindeer a carrot in each home too.Santa, I'm having my doubts about this bugger!
Let's say there are 3000000000 homes he needs to visit in 24 hours.
That's 125000000 visits per hour
That's 2083333 visits per minute
Or 86805 visits per second!
I dont see how that's possible, think he might be a lying cunt!
fuck me with those kinda numbers Ah thought ye wis on about the amount of Ibroke share issuesSanta, I'm having my doubts about this bugger!
Let's say there are 3000000000 homes he needs to visit in 24 hours.
That's 125000000 visits per hour
That's 2083333 visits per minute
Or 86805 visits per second!
I dont see how that's possible, think he might be a lying cunt!
And there's 9 reindeer, if he gives each one a carrot that's 781249 carrots every second!
You mean paws of course Shammy??And you have too much time on your hands!
Back at you and your family pal
Nope - I still can't see the problem. Unless you are suggesting he doesn't have time to feed them the carrots and takes them all back to the North Pole for Mrs Claus to make a super massive carrot cake for him to stuff his face with? Then I can see your problem with the greedy fat bastard!
Don't bust ma bubbleSanta, I'm having my doubts about this bugger!
Let's say there are 3000000000 homes he needs to visit in 24 hours.
That's 125000000 visits per hour
That's 2083333 visits per minute
Or 86805 visits per second!
I dont see how that's possible, think he might be a lying cunt!
If I wake up tomorrow morning and find Salma Hayek under the tree, apologising because all her clothes blew off in a freak storm, I'll start believing in santa!
Family friendly forum come on to fuck mate !
Ok. I'll take back ma gimp costume then if that's what you like
Telly's shite, think I'll make a pot of Christmas soup. Wheres Lubos elf could use it as a stock cube!
santa takes him back to the North Pole tonight!!!!
At 19p a bag fae Lidl it could work if the neighbours form a syndicate and share the cost providing nae cunt nicks one fur their rabbit
Post ae the month Stevie!10 Points to Ponder as 2020 draws to a close ...
1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house & told my dog.... We had a good laugh.
5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
8. I need to practice social-distancing ....from the refrigerator.
9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins!
10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.
Merry Christmas!
Lot of masks and hand washing to get throughSanta, I'm having my doubts about this bugger!
Let's say there are 3000000000 homes he needs to visit in 24 hours.
That's 125000000 visits per hour
That's 2083333 visits per minute
Or 86805 visits per second!
I dont see how that's possible, think he might be a lying cunt!
Fuck there's a thought! Auld Beardy will be spreading covid like fuck! I'm blocking the chimney, keep out! yer riddled ya auld bastard!
