Steviebhoy67
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Shower of perverts on here
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Artur
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Hink Hoopys on heatShower of perverts on here
Steviebhoy67
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michael duffy
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Nae mercy
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Artur
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bullies mateNae mercy
Steviebhoy67
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We cannae kill the King on a Christmas thread? Could we?bullies mate
Spherical Planet
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I've ordered you a Love Island onesie, Art..........how many sleeps to go noo?
Hoopy427
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Micks about to introduce the Christmas fairy to the chopsticks of death!We cannae kill the King on a Christmas thread? Could we?
Spherical Planet
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That's his chat up line, Stevie:And he's no gonnae get me to sit on his feckn knee
"Mon sit on my knee and we'll chat aboot the first thing that 'pops' up"
Hoopy427
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The only thing Artur is thinking about erecting is his Christmas tree! In fact it's probably up already!
Spherical Planet
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Ach, I'm no sure, Hoopy.......he's in the building trade so he's probably managed to put up a few erections in his time.The only thing Artur is thinking about erecting is his Christmas tree! In fact it's probably up already!
michael duffy
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AYEWe cannae kill the King on a Christmas thread? Could we?
michael duffy
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Erections..... is that when the Japanese go votin........ah'm here aw' week! Hic,
Bridie Bhoy
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Poor Artur is looking very glum after all of tonight's banter!We cannae kill the King on a Christmas thread? Could we?
Hoopy427
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I don't know mate, I've heard he starts at 11 finishes at 3 and has blunt chisels from poundland! His erections will be very temporary!
Spherical Planet
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Oooohhhh.........don't know about that, Hoopy if he's blunting his chisel over a 4-hour period, then that sounds pretty impressive to me.I don't know mate, I've heard he starts at 11 finishes at 3 and has blunt chisels from poundland! His erections will be very temporary!
Hoopy427
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Don't be fooled SP he doesn't blut his chisels through work, he just can't sharpen them! Mine are sharpened to between 1 and 2 microns Artur's are sharpened to "ooh that'll almost chop a carrot"
(im starting to feel bad for slagging him, he's a good cnt really!
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Spherical Planet
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Ach, he can take it too, Hoopy (or that might just be a nasty rumour)Don't be fooled SP he doesn't blut his chisels through work, he just can't sharpen them! Mine are sharpened to between 1 and 2 microns Artur's are sharpened to "ooh that'll almost chop a carrot"
(im starting to feel bad for slagging him, he's a good cnt really!
Spherical Planet
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Oh-oh artur boruc wants-his-holey goalie
