Closing in on 3000

[Spherical Planet]

Whilst glancing at the home page, I noted that the site is 19 shy of hitting another milestone by reaching a total of 3000 members.

Even better than that.......according to Disassociated Personality Disorder Clay, me and my multiple accounts can whack that number oot in an afternoon!!!

Stevie........time for a raffle

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Whilst glancing at the home page, I noted that the site is 19 shy of hitting another milestone by reaching a total of 3000 members.

Even better than that.......according to Disassociated Personality Disorder Clay, me and my multiple accounts can whack that number oot in an afternoon!!!

Stevie........time for a raffle

Where is clay anyway
It’s been a while, too long in fact
Maybe he’s a Lord now

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Where is clay anyway
It’s been a while, too long in fact
Maybe he’s a Lord now

He only shows after a bad result or when the Huns are doing well……we won’t be seeing him for the foreseeable future

 

[Spherical Planet]

Where is clay anyway
It’s been a while, too long in fact
Maybe he’s a Lord now

He'll hae lost his hoose by betting against Celtic in Hungary last week, Stg.

Poor wee muppet will be doon the Sally Anns begging for a bowl o' soup by now

 

[Smelltheg-love]

He only shows after a bad result or when the Huns are doing well……we won’t be seeing him for the foreseeable future

He'll hae lost his hoose by betting against Celtic in Hungary last week, Stg.

Poor wee muppet will be doon the Sally Anns begging for a bowl o' soup by now

Mibbi his sister was due her annual quim trim and it’s taken a bit longer than normal

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

quim trim

Showing yir age there mate it’s aw Brazilians and Hollywood’s now, I’m no an expert in it, but if yir wife’s needing sorting oot, send her round, il git the hedge trimmer oot

 

[tictastic]

Mibbi his sister was due her annual quim trim and it’s taken a bit longer than normal

I see this thread is going downhill fast but, I kinda like that

 

[Spherical Planet]

Mibbi his sister was due her annual quim trim and it’s taken a bit longer than normal

Hahahaha I mind the hilarity that ensued up here when the Arabs signed a Portuguese lad who went by the name of Quim.

Don't think that shirt was a big seller in the club shop.

Big hairy bastart he was too.

 

[tictastic]

Hahahaha I mind the hilarity that ensued up here when the Arabs signed a Portuguese lad who went by the name of Quim.

Don't think that shirt was a big seller in the club shop.

Big hairy bastart he was too.

Wis he related too the Austrian skier Fanny Schmeller??

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Showing yir age there mate it’s aw Brazilians and Hollywood’s now, I’m no an expert in it, but if yir wife’s needing sorting oot, send her round, il git the hedge trimmer oot

I’m still young at heart m8
I think they call it immature nowadays
The mother of my weans was never given wifey status
if you canni leave a quid lying about the house without a disappearing act then Whig you gonni be like with once you’ve a ring on that finger
fir gold digging

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Wis he related too the Austrian skier Fanny Schmeller??

No but he was related the the Serbian prostitute
Sloberova M’cockyibich

 

[Spherical Planet]

Wis he related too the Austrian skier Fanny Schmeller??

Mind when I was wee there was a show on the BBC called 'Fanny by gaslight'. Even at such a tender age I thought that that sounded painful

 

[The Deadner]

No but he was related the the Serbian prostitute
Sloberova M’cockyibich

I think you're mixin her up with the Russian hooker, onyourback yebitch!

 

[Hoopy427]

Mind when I was wee there was a show on the BBC called 'Fanny by gaslight'. Even at such a tender age I thought that that sounded painful

There was I joke years ago along similar lines, canny remember how it went.
Something like a woman called Fanny Green had gone awol for a while, then a guy went into a strip club and recognised the woman on stage, he said to the barman "here is that Fanny Green?"

"Naw it's just the lighting in here pal" was the reply.

 

[The Deadner]

No but he was related the the Serbian prostitute
Sloberova M’cockyibich

Or the famous Russian woman with three tits.... who'dyenicka knockeroff!

 

[Spherical Planet]

There was I joke years ago along similar lines, canny remember how it went.
Something like a woman called Fanny Green had gone awol for a while, then a guy went into a strip club and recognised the woman on stage, he said to the barman "here is that Fanny Green?"

"Naw it's just the lighting in here pal" was the reply.

I think the Bee-Gees must hae watched that show on the BBC as well when they wrote that 'Fanny be tender'

Pretty sure it would be if it was exposed to a naked gas flame

 

[Hoopy427]

I think the Bee-Gees must hae watched that show on the BBC as well when they wrote that 'Fanny be tender'

Pretty sure it would be if it was exposed to a naked gas flame

Medium rare, pink but not blo....

Naw I'm not going there, family forum!

 

[Steviebhoy67]

Whilst glancing at the home page, I noted that the site is 19 shy of hitting another milestone by reaching a total of 3000 members.

Even better than that.......according to Disassociated Personality Disorder Clay, me and my multiple accounts can whack that number oot in an afternoon!!!

Stevie........time for a raffle

Funny you should say that. With Xmas on the way mibbe i should. If enough people are up for it

 

[Hoopy427]

Funny you should say that. With Xmas on the way mibbe i should. If enough people are up for it

I have a feeling my life is just about to get more complicated....

 

[Steviebhoy67]

I have a feeling my life is just about to get more complicated....

Be afraid, very afraid