Closing in on 3000

[Smelltheg-love]

I'm all for male grooming, Shammy.........the wee fella's currently sporting a permed mullet just now and is ecologically sound too. There's a whole host of wildlife nesting in there.

Aye resembles what’s under a rock at the beach … with hair

 

[Spherical Planet]

Aye resembles what’s under a rock at the beach … with hair

Too many legs on these things, mate. They hae mair legs than huns hae fingers

 

[The Shamrock]

Too many legs on these things, mate. They hae mair legs than huns hae fingers

Try using bleach. It doesn't kill them but it nips their wee eyes.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Try using bleach. It doesn't kill them but it nips their wee eyes.

Oh, you'd love that would you, Shammy

Me and the wee fella burning wie the bleach and they poor wee buggers being blinded.

Apparently blindness is a side effect if you drink bleach too. Might have to experiment to test that theory when the rum runs oot

 

[DILLIGAF]

Whilst glancing at the home page, I noted that the site is 19 shy of hitting another milestone by reaching a total of 3000 members.

Even better than that.......according to Disassociated Personality Disorder Clay, me and my multiple accounts can whack that number oot in an afternoon!!!

Stevie........time for a raffle

That'll be enough of the 'whacking wan oot in an afternoon' talk
We had a power cut for over 2 hours last night, it was still brighter, than that spunk bubble you just mentioned
Mon eh 3000 !!!

HH

 

[Spherical Planet]

That'll be enough of the 'whacking wan oot in an afternoon' talk
We had a power cut for over 2 hours last night, it was still brighter, than that spunk bubble you just mentioned
Mon eh 3000 !!!

HH

Oh Dil...........this thread gets far darker (I blame Shammy and Rose myself)

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Oh Dil...........this thread gets far darker (I blame Shammy and Rose myself)

We just got the fire smouldering your honour

 

[Spherical Planet]

We just got the fire smouldering your honour

Whoah......hold it right there, mate!

What's this "we" pish? It was you alone who started going on about quims and trims, Stg.

I'm absolved of all blame, because you all know I'm easily led.

 

[Miktim]

Facial hair is THE sign of advanced evolution, Rose. It's a chameleon like cloaking mechanism for when you have to hide fae the wife in a barrel o' fannies

 

[DILLIGAF]

If only some of the 2nd gender on here knew what manscaping was, the world would be a less smelly place.

And Shammy joins the crew, as down the worm hole they go
SP...3000 you say ??? that's smashing
I suppose everybody has seen the movie '40 year old virgin'
You know the scene I'm talking about...it's a belter

 

[tictastic]

Aye, it's all on Stg, honest Shammy.

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Scotland are playing at 5, naebdy interested, me neither.

 

[tictastic]

Scotland are playing at 5, naebdy interested, me neither.

NAW!!

 

[Spherical Planet]

And Shammy joins the crew, as down the worm hole they go
SP...3000 you say ??? that's smashing
I suppose everybody has seen the movie '40 year old virgin'
You know the scene I'm talking about...it's a belter

Never seen that picture, Dil. Always thought it was a biopic about Clay, but then I remembered he's about 65.

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Aye, it's all on Stg, honest Shammy.

Grass

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Scotland are playing at 5, naebdy interested, me neither.

To get fair going to a major tourney with scotland is on my bucket list
But Qatar
This is one of those games that’ll be on
But get my nails painted pink aff the weans will be more entertaining

 

[tictastic]

Anyways, whit is "manscaping"??

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Showing yir age there mate it’s aw Brazilians and Hollywood’s now, I’m no an expert in it, but if yir wife’s needing sorting oot, send her round, il git the hedge trimmer oot

Uve got me thinking about u doing short back n sides and fancy designs on muff hair noo man ffs

 

[Brimcbhoy]

To get fair going to a major tourney with scotland is on my bucket list
But Qatar
This is one of those games that’ll be on
But get my nails painted pink aff the weans will be more entertaining

I was thinking of recording for those nights I cant drop off.

 

[Miktim]

NAW!!

Fuck the SFA’s cash cow team