Coronavirus

[Winter]

Ma dugs burstin furra shite!

This guys heids burstin wi so much shite it pours oot his mouth I would swear he reads aw the stories oot the digger puts it aw together in his heid and comes up with some truly outstanding whoppers a total pathological liar he gets aw carried away with his bs doesnt even see no-one is still listening

 

[michael duffy]

When anybody says, "ah know a guy"...... file under bullshit!, havin said that..............

 

[michael duffy]

There is a Bhoy on this site, who set's the example for what it means tae be a Celtic man, god bless ye!☘

 

[Fisiani]

If you need to relax then put both palms together in a prayer like manner. Cross your thumbs. Intermingle your fingers. Put both index fingers out to near parallel. Stare at the gap and notice how your subconscious mind draws the fingers together. When they touch just close your eyes and take a deep breath in and as you breathe out you will feel a great sense of relaxation in every part of your body. Keep your eyes closed.
The relaxation reflex discovered by Fisiani

 

[JamSam67]

Yes, that would be correct
And that's MR FUD, to the likes of you

Hi Mr FUD how’s things in FUD land

HH

 

[JamSam67]

There is a Bhoy on this site, who set's the example for what it means tae be a Celtic man, god bless ye!☘

Hi MD ah know a guy who is a good example
You know Kelly well his pal Hoopy who’s pals wi Lubo and Imatim who know the pair o folk Fi Dundee SP an Shammy well they told Boab aw aboot WCB who Ken’s Winter who asked 50 shades’s mate Galway shawl and Larry
Aboot Dilgaff who couldn’t believe that digger knew that Steviebhoy Andybhoy and Jamsam
Also knew who the ffs your gaun oan aboot

HH

 

[The Deadner]

A friend of mine just sent me a notice from a hospital here basically saying that the virus seems to be spreading quickly via petrol pumps. So if you're filling up at the pumps to use a glove or tissue and discard it straight away.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Mind you, there's a surplus of, Anti Zombie, Rattlesnake Skin, Shit Kickers
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Get me 6 pair, Dill........I'll pay you when my vaccine gets taken up

If you need to relax then put both palms together in a prayer like manner. Cross your thumbs. Intermingle your fingers. Put both index fingers out to near parallel. Stare at the gap and notice how your subconscious mind draws the fingers together. When they touch just close your eyes and take a deep breath in and as you breathe out you will feel a great sense of relaxation in every part of your body. Keep your eyes closed.
The relaxation reflex discovered by Fisiani

Doc, I find the best way to relax is to take the thumb and index finger. Form a pincer like grip and waggle like a bastard the first thing that comes to hand.

Make sure to wash your hands thoroughly and dry on disposable handtowels. use dettol to clean the evidence and inhale deeply.

 

[The Deadner]

Get me 6 pair, Dill........I'll pay yo

Doc, I find the best way to relax is to take the thumb and index finger. Form a pincer like grip and waggle like a bastard the first thing that comes to hand.

Make sure to wash your hands thoroughly and dry on disposable handtowels. use dettol to clean the evidence and inhale deeply.

Too much info sp ye sick hooer ye!

 

[Spherical Planet]

Too much info sp ye sick hooer ye!

In these days of hoarding and stockpiling, think about how much cheese and butter I'm churning though!

Gotta think of the long game, D!

 

[kelly]

too much

 

[boab1916]

Has anybody seen prince Phillip?⚰ askin furra friend!

Swimming with the Andrex.

 

[Spherical Planet]

too much

I'll send you a kilo of freshly produced cottage cheese in the post, Kelly.

I'll send the anthrax for Christmas.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Swimming with the Andrex.

Naw, that's definitely the anthrax, Boab.

 

[The Deadner]

I'll send you a kilo of freshly produced cottage cheese in the post, Kelly.

I'll send the anthrax for Christmas.

 

[kelly]

I'll send you a kilo of freshly produced cottage cheese in the post, Kelly.

I'll send the anthrax for Christmas.

Feck,,,,, aye thanks mind not leave me out

 

[Spherical Planet]

Feck,,,,, aye thanks mind not leave me out

Might be good for breeding livestock, Kelly..........the huns have managed to mate with wildlife, so it's not unprecedented.

In saying that, even I might have a question mark aboot the coos that that mob breed with?

 

[Tony]

Might be good for breeding livestock, Kelly..........the huns have managed to mate with wildlife, so it's not unprecedented.

In saying that, even I might have a question mark aboot the coos that that mob breed with?

I heard Andy Hallidays da shagged a dug and he was the outcome.

 

[Winter]

Girlfriends just been told that she has no job now or in the immediate future 18 years a child care worker, says if this blows over she'll get it back but no certainty of that, crazy

 

[Ray]

Girlfriends just been told that she has no job now or in the immediate future 18 years a child care worker, says if this blows over she'll get it back but no certainty of that, crazy

It breaks your heart that dedicated workers like her are suffering ,or more to the point ,the vulnerable, my daughter works in the industry ,has done for over 20 years ,ok now ,but ????? Hh