MickyMcMick
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Is that the ginger burd wi the monobrow, and size 10 feetDid ye know Elaine? she used tae be cop before workin in virgin records Micky?
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Spherical Planet
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The thing is Boab, that Hoopy's uncle would have been seen as being a bit of a dandy and a fop for having two pairs of dungarees up there.
They don't much suffer fashion victims
Spherical Planet
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Dinnae you be talking aboot my Shammy like that, Mickey.........and they're a size 9 for your information!Is that the ginger burd wi the monobrow, and size 10 feet
Hoopy427
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Sandy was brilliant, he had a sheep dug called Speed! He'd take a bit of fat off his plate and offer it to Speed, Speed would would have a bit chew and think fuck that so Sandy would think aye nae bother and eat it himself! As a 6 year old it was an education!
The Shamrock
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Is that the ginger burd wi the monobrow, and size 10 feet
C'mon Micky that's SP's burd your thinking about.
Bridie Bhoy
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Only SP would buy an inflatable hobbit as a sex toy!
DILLIGAF
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Just what exactly is watercress ?
We toasted oor breid oan the fire
michael duffy
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Remember in Boyle gettin introduced tae the troops-
"this is kipper",
"why's he called kipper"?
"he likes kippers".
This is humpy
why's he called humpy?
he's a moanin faced bastaart,
this is the bomber.
pleased tae meet ye,
This is noodles
why's he called noodles?
He likes noodles
This is Tim,
why's he called Tim?
he's a protestant,
This is Gussie
why's he called Gussie?
fuck sake, that's his name!
Whit a team- town motto 'let's get oiled in Boyle! ☘
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"this is kipper",
"why's he called kipper"?
"he likes kippers".
This is humpy
why's he called humpy?
he's a moanin faced bastaart,
this is the bomber.
pleased tae meet ye,
This is noodles
why's he called noodles?
He likes noodles
This is Tim,
why's he called Tim?
he's a protestant,
This is Gussie
why's he called Gussie?
fuck sake, that's his name!
Whit a team- town motto 'let's get oiled in Boyle! ☘
☘
DILLIGAF
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If you shout 'Granny' 30 year olds, come to the window
boab1916
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Hoopy427
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Spent a few years as a boxer Boab, I found being punched in the face was highly unpleasant so far more likely to find me in KFC these days!
Spherical Planet
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Jeez Dill.........it's no that uncommon to see balloons and streamers ootside doors saying "Happy 30th Gran"???
The Shamrock
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"Mummy, why are your hands so soft?" That's because I'm only 13 hen.
Spherical Planet
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It's no inflatable any mare, BB...........I have to resort to some finger meditation now.Only SP would buy an inflatable hobbit as a sex toy!
DILLIGAF
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The reason I have a 'Radio Face'Spent a few years as a boxer Boab, I found being punched in the face was highly unpleasant so far more likely to find me in KFC these days!
Save those hands, block everything with your face
Was going for rhinoplasty 30 years ago, but the surgeon said he wouldn't do it, until I stopped playing contact sports
Eventually I got my broken nose fixed, only to have it smashed again, by a steel pipe
Never did get it fixed since that
There, went my modelling career
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Spherical Planet
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Something similar here, Dill. Got my nose smashed and it was forcing my adenoids down and closing my sinuses. Free nose job incoming until daftbaws kept playing and got my nose broke again, but it kind of knocked it back into shape.The reason I have a 'Radio Face'
Save those hands, block everything with your face
Was going for rhinoplasty 30 years ago, but the surgeon said he wouldn't do it, until I stopped playing contact sports
Eventually I got my broken nose fixed, only to have it smashed again, by a stell pipe
Never did get it fixed since that
There, went my modelling career
Free nose job outgoing again.
Steviebhoy67
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I've got 7 grandkids. All live down south and only way i can keep in touch right now is on face time. Extremely hard when all you want to do is give them a huge hug. No idea at this time when I'll be able to hold them again. Yes i miss my football badly but this is another level.
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Spherical Planet
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Hahahahahaha I've got a coke snorters beak and I've never touched the stuff in my puff.
JamSam67
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Hi Steviebhoy strange times there’s a load of things that we’re gonna miss that will be mad but yer kids and grandkids will be the worst.I've got 7 grandkids. All live down south and only way i can keep in touch right now is on face time. Extremely hard when all you want to do is give them a huge hug. No idea at this time when I'll be able to hold them again. Yes i miss my football badly but this is another level.
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