Daft football quotes/cliches

[Docco]

How can a player, "start from the bench"??

 

[Winter]

And the goalkeeper flies through the air. ( having grown a set of wings after drinking a red bull).

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

How can a player, "start from the bench"??

Yed be a sick as a parrot starting on the bench fur this wan

 

[Winter]

De Bruyne coming off " having covered every blade of grass" with what? A big Wimbledon type blanket?

 

[BigMaz]

" He knows where the goals are " Yep they are at each end ?

 

[Winter]

It's a game of 2 halves ( except for extra time when it's a game of 4 halves????)

 

[Spherical Planet]

"As sick as a parrot"

Only time I've ever seen a parrot be sick is when I tried to get conjugal with that brightly plumaged, tight feathery arse

 

[50 Shades of Green]

And the striker scores a beauty with his favourite left foot.

How many left feet does he have??

 

[Winter]

What a rocket unleashed by the player ( RPGs are allowed in fitba?)

 

[50 Shades of Green]

Once just before a game at the old Wembley the TV host talking about the crowd said "there is of course 90,000 odd English men here tonight.

I know they have a few odd balls but 90,000 seems a strech.

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Its on ITV down here. I had to endure THE most cringeworthy commentary from Clive Tyldsley and McCoist the other night. Tyldsley was so far up McCoists arse he had to be dragged out by his ankles at the end of the game.
I fucking hope it's not them tonight but it will be, might mute it.

 

[Winter]

Its on ITV down here. I had to endure THE most cringeworthy commentary from Clive Tyldsley and McCoist the other night. Tyldsley was so far up McCoists arse he had to be dragged out by his ankles at the end of the game.
I fucking hope it's not them tonight but it will be, might mute it.

Somebody should wake Sally up and tell him hes talking to millions and lucky to be there. The most excited I've heard him was when he was slagging Denayer

 

[Docco]

"Scott Brown has a terrific Engine"......does he aye?

 

[Winter]

"Scott Brown has a terrific Engine"......does he aye?

Aye under the bonnet of his swanky car

 

[Richybhoy]

Its on ITV down here. I had to endure THE most cringeworthy commentary from Clive Tyldsley and McCoist the other night. Tyldsley was so far up McCoists arse he had to be dragged out by his ankles at the end of the game.
I fucking hope it's not them tonight but it will be, might mute it.

Tyldsley is the match commentator for Sevvie TV. Couple o Arseholes by shite out of bum.

 

[JamSam67]

He headed it clear with his head what a player

HH

 

[Millsy]

''They're hoping to get a result from the game ! ''
Yes , I can guarantee that EVERY team in EVERY game will get a result - Win , Lose or Draw !

HH

 

[Brimcbhoy]

This game needs a goal.
Don't they all?

 

[Winter]

Its on ITV down here. I had to endure THE most cringeworthy commentary from Clive Tyldsley and McCoist the other night. Tyldsley was so far up McCoists arse he had to be dragged out by his ankles at the end of the game.
I fucking hope it's not them tonight but it will be, might mute it.

He was let go tiddlesly how come hes back?

 

[Winter]

England have this game totally under control the way they.....oh and Iceland have scored