Daft football quotes/cliches

[Brimcbhoy]

The refs got the whistle in his mouth, I think he's going to blow it.

No shit!

 

[Brimcbhoy]

England have this game totally under control the way they.....oh and Iceland have scored

Who knows? Wish he'd stay on huntv.

 

[Spherical Planet]

"Scott Brown has a terrific Engine"......does he aye?

Aye, he used to have horsepower, but now he's fuelled by pure sheep

 

[Winter]

Aye, he used to have horsepower, but now he's fuelled by pure sheep

Horsepower and cart

 

[Millsy]

McCoist repeatedly says ( as do some others) - ''If I'm being honest then ...'' Does that mean that he is being dishonest most of the time in what he says ?

HH

 

[Winter]

This game is crying out for a goal said the 5 live commentator ( switched cos that burds voice goes through me) everyone in the crowd all crying players crying. Mon Sverige have yous at 1-0

 

[Winter]

McCoist repeatedly says ( as do some others) - ''If I'm being honest then ...'' Does that mean that he is being dishonest most of the time in what he says ?

HH

Certainly does or if I'm not talking pish im talking shite

 

[tictastic]

Whit`s the goalie daein Tam, whit`s the goalie daein???

 

[JamSam67]

Celtic complete a transfer quick

HH

 

[JamSam67]

Also Celtic swoop in

HH

 

[Winter]

Also Celtic swoop in

HH

Aye Celtic don't walk we swoop

 

[Docco]

"War chest"

 

[JamSam67]

Toilet

Aye Celtic don't walk we swoop

na you’ll never swoop alone husnae goat the same ring ti it

HH

 

[Winter]

"The slovakian player having a shot to nothing but really he was just trying to buy a lottery ticket " wtf ? 5 live commentator 5 min ago

 

[JamSam67]

"The slovakian player having a shot to nothing but really he was just trying to buy a lottery ticket " wtf ? 5 live commentator 5 min ago

Thunderball ?!

HH

 

[Docco]

"Celtic lining up with 2 up top.."

What? 2 players starting on the floodlights?

 

[Lubos left peg]

"Possession has changed hands in the middle of the park"

It's football FOOT being the key word

 

[Millsy]

It's also about time the authorities stopped the illegal use of vehicles in games to frustrate the opposition - ''PARKING the BUS '' also does great damage to the pitch !

HH

 

[Millsy]

''It's a funny old game '' - Football is no laughing matter !

''Taking it one game at a time '' - has ANY team ever taken TWO games at a time !

HH

 

[Lubos left peg]

''Taking it one game at a time '' - has ANY team ever taken TWO games at a time !

HH

Yes!! We have to play 2 games at a time every week. One against the other 11 players and one against the officials!!