Daft football quotes/cliches

[lcafiero]

Whit`s the goalie daein Tam, whit`s the goalie daein???

Come on, Tic -- that's probably the best line a commentator ever said

Cliche that makes me want to take a sledgehammer to anyone who says it: "[Player] is only as good as his last game." Can't really think of anything more stupid than that.

 

[Millsy]

''He's giving 110% '' - really !!!

HH

 

[JamSam67]

Men against Bhoys ah Blackburn Mm

HH

 

[JamSam67]

Just watched Scotland they played superbly deserved everything that they got
What a performance Well done Boys
not a cliche a fact
Mon the Scots Croatia we’ll be coming
We’ll be coming we’ll be coming up the road.

HH

 

[John Hughes]

This one is just a sport quote from the late Sid waddell. "Bristow's got his hands round the throat of this leg "

 

[JamSam67]

Cricket commentator
The Batsman’s Holding the Bowlers Willey
Genius

HH

 

[The Shamrock]

I think we set our stall out early doors tonight.

 

[dungloe67]

I remember a commentator saying about a injured footballer after come off the park- he’s sitting on the bench with his head in his hands- must have been a bad one.
Also the news reporter who was talking about the horse racing jockey Lester Piggott who had been admitted to the hospital after falling off his horse. The reporter said that he was in a stable condition

 

[SalopCelt]

This one is just a sport quote from the late Sid waddell. "Bristow's got his hands round the throat of this leg "

Sid had a few of those - my favourite was…
“There’s only one word to describe that - Magic Darts!!”

 

[dungloe67]

I remember Archie McPherson saying- Tam Forsyth went in with his long leg. I’m not saying he has one leg longer than the other.

 

[Andy H]

I always snigger at the unintentionally filthy commentating - "he came inside the fullback" being a common classic

 

[LC20]

It's a "big ask" now... to listen to any more of these jingoistic English commentators.

 

[Chubbstar 51]

''He's giving 110% '' - really !!!

HH

The stupidest comment ever