Winter
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So slippy at the age of 38/39 scored the winner in a legends Liverpool v a.c. milan friendly in front of the kop in the last minutes of the game. Cue utter bs of the highest order. In particular from that well known fountain of knowledge and genius of a football mind, Danny Murphy and the encyclopedia of football insight which is his column in the daily star . Slippy scored the winner against other former professionals and greats of the game who like himself are either turning 40 or have passed the milestone already, not to mention that no one on either side has trained or played professionally in over half a decade (bearing in mind that today's professionals find it tough to get back up to speed having missed a few games or training sessions). We have been told in no uncertain terms that if slippy were to pull on the boots again for rangers in this coming game no less against Celtic and at parkhead then Danny Murphy would be in no doubts about it that slippy would be bossing this Sunday's upcoming fixture. Bossing it !! What does this guy eat with his psylocibin? Never mind the fact that slippy hasn't actually played 90minutes of professional football for years, never mind that the opponents he'd be up against are a champions league outfit bristling full of internationals who train punishingly daily. Never mind that he didn't actually play 90 minutes of that particular friendly against a legends side of the long past. And certainly never mind that when he was young and fit and did those things daily , the very same club Murphy claims that he would run the show against , Celtic, He still couldn't do it, even in his prime in 2003 when the current Celtic manager then a player in that Celtic side rolled up in front of the kop in Liverpool and handed slippy his arse whilst they said goodbye to European football for another season. 2003 , think about that for a moment thats 16 years ago when Lennon Sutton Hartson Thompson and Larsson and co beat Liverpool 2-0 at anfield whilst slippy played in both legs. If he couldn't boss it 16 years ago whats changed Danny Murphy since then? Has lenny Sutton Thompson and Larsson all got older but not slippy ? Of course not hes actually improved as a player in the last 16 years. The funniest thing about this genuine arse licking is that Murphy believes his own nonsense. I wish slippy did too and actually played in this game , now that reallly would be entertaining. We are approaching the end of slippy Gs Scottish football romance and the hero worshippers are bricking it big time as inwardly at least they see the writing on the wall. Most are actually hoping that he gets his finger out of his bum and learns his badges so that he can return to engurland and manage a big club like Tranmere. It's not right the guy has to carry the expectations of half a country's domestic football hopes on his own shoulders, we're only a country when it comes to sport you know. He shouldn't even have to prove himself as worthy of holding these daft panini badges just so others can call him a coach. Just give him the engurland job now and preferably first against Sweden that way there's no need for a scapegoat, slippy hogs all the responsibility to himself anyway. And never mind that is actually part of a managers remit .So Listen Danny before you say something else useless, slippy couldn't boss it 16 years ago it's one reason why fergie said he never was a top top player. It's why top top players like Henrik came to town and stole the show and it's the reason why the only thing 'premier 'you'll ever get your hands on is lenny Henry's old room wether thats in Scotland, England or the USA, see the pattern Danny? No I didn't think so you absolute total clown.
