Deludomol

Unfortunately overdoses of Deludamol sometimes occur especially when mixed with a particular tonic wine made by another sect. Symptoms of an overdose include vocal incantations, which eerily sound like wearrapeepul, a swelling of the abdomen area that means they need 5XL taps, and the propensity to follow follow anything that's blue. The only antidote available is now owned and under license to a Mr M. Ashley so there is hope out there.
But nowt for ra Huns. HH.
 
This problem , sometimes known as Sevconitis , is an increasingly serious problem for society . It affects a minor cult which has its roots dating back to the 17th C.

These poor deluded people are being preyed upon by unscrupulous criminal elements , lead by a secretive figure known as 'Mr Big ' ( code name GASL ) who police understand is South African based and who has a long record of conning people with extravagant promises of money and riches , which never appear .

Sadly the people most affected by the GASL and his cohorts are some of the most gullible in the land and can often be seen around city centres like a throwback to the Hari Krishna craze of the 70's - except they wear their traditional XXXXXXL orange ( not saffron ) regalia and , chant ''going for 55 , going for 55 '' or sometimes ''F*ck Mike Ashley, F*ck Mike Ashley '' , a reference to a demon who constantly afflicts their cult religion .
If you come across a member of this sad group , please do not approach them as police have warned that , in their deludomol state , they have been known to be violent .
My God ... Who is gonna help these poor unfortunate souls!!!!
Apparently the only cure is to find the fabled war chest, an assortment of RRM and a Chino-Arabian billionaire with a penchant for bigotry and hatred.
Should be wan along any minute!!!!
 
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