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Queen - I Want to Break Free, Radio Gaga etc.
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Remember bein a passenger in a hillman imp,six of us! ma brother brought some Sudanese grass, which two days earlier, had been growing in a field in Sudan(editor,obviously, ya phuqin idiot!), a kilo cost him a bottle of vodka!,the driver, Davie the bawbag was doin handbrake turns on a spareground at the top of parliamentary road,the windaes were shut, we were stoned out of our nut's listenin' tae dark side of the moon, the handbrake turns stopped when a spewed doon the back of his neck! good times! 🍺
Talking about vomit. Went to Paris (95,96) to watch us against PSG. As soon as the coach driver started the engines on came the WAR SONGS and off we headed for Dover. Half way soon the M6 a guy that used the work wi was passing around a bottle o vodka for general consumption.
"Ho Jimmy, how come you've got nutting under yir jaiket ??"
Jimmy replied
" Some fucking amateur threw up over ma tee going across the Erskine bridge wee man. Neck that voddie n pass it on ya bam" .
 

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