Here's the probability of either side lifting the coveted trophy come the end of the season.www.dailyrecord.co.uk
According to the Reekord, a 'Supercomputer' has predicted that, shock horror, Sevco will win the title. What's next from this shitrag of a 'newspaper'? Getting in contact with a psychic to predict that Sevco win the title? Maybe holding a seance where the spirits will confirm that Sevco will win the title? A story about how they got an Ouija board out in the office and asked it who would win the title and it spelled out S-E-V-C-O?
This is Scottish footballing 'journalism'. That's what they say. Not me.
nae harm but canny read stuff regarding guys dressing up as woman too funnyWe were given a mammoth task in the service of Ulster; or rather a series of mammoth tasks in the pursuit of one goal - Get this brother and sister to stop breeding with each other like generations of their ancestors before them, create new identities for them, find somebody not related to them to agree to marriage then propel them to the leadership of the DUP. We enlisted the finest minds in NASA, MENSA and Ballymena. Unfortunately the task took up all of our efforts and we weren't able to divert any resources towards the saving of Rangers. But, with our Hunchurian Candidates in place we can focus all our efforts on stopping the Fenians from getting another nine in a row.