Is anyone else struggling due to COVID

[JamSam67]

Fuckin hate tottie scones tasteless bits a cardboard

I’m wi you I eat the plastic wrapping tastier than a twattie scoooone.

HH

 

[JamSam67]

Weirdo alert

Docco aboooot

HH

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Aye am having problems canny get any loo roll been wiping my bum up n doon the corner of the wall like a demented hun

 

[Ian65]

Yir Cooking them wrang Ian.

How do yea cook them chef Ramsay

 

[Ian65]

Weirdo alert

Aye yer fuckin right her sister and her idiot man huv just drove in pair a cunts every cunt keep quiet pest a fucks

 

[Ian65]

Fry them in melted butter till crisp
Straight on a Morton’s roll
delicious

Or just cut a triangle aff yer cornflakes box straight in the bin

 

[Hoopy427]

Keeping with the original post, unlike all you diddies talking about sausages and rotten scones....
I read with interest yesterday about a chap who "thought" he'd caught the virus during lockdown 1, to protect himself he decided to drink twice the recommended amount of water each day (yes amazing that the science community hadn't thought of this radical idea ) anyway 2 days later he collapsed and spent 2 days in intensive care, washed all the salt out his body apparently.
The point of the story is this, I've been drinking 2 or 3 times the recommended amount of alcohol most days for the last 25 years and have yet to trouble the intensive care department.
Clearly water is far more hazardous to one's health than alcohol.
Let's get pished!

 

[50 Shades of Green]

How do yea cook them chef Ramsay

I was going to tell you but you called me Ramsay and he's a hun so am no telling you.

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Keeping with the original post, unlike all you diddies talking about sausages and rotten scones....
I read with interest yesterday about a chap who "thought" he'd caught the virus during lockdown 1, to protect himself he decided to drink twice the recommended amount of water each day (yes amazing that the science community hadn't thought of this radical idea ) anyway 2 days later he collapsed and spent 2 days in intensive care, washed all the salt out his body apparently.
The point of the story is this, I've been drinking 2 or 3 times the recommended amount of alcohol most days for the last 25 years and have yet to trouble the intensive care department.
Clearly water is far more hazardous to one's health than alcohol.
Let's get pished!

New year resolution sorted
Less water mair bevvy
Oh and stop making sense
Incoming ....................