New Celtic LED Signs

[Smelltheg-love]

I’ve a jumper that looks like a welder wore it tae work for years every time ah wear it the wife tells me tae Chuck it out but ah tell her nae chance me and that tap have too many happy memories together

That’s what you call your smoking jacket

 

[Shadow2]

Ye cannie beat a bit o Harris tweed, very resistant to the soap bar/black bombers shell suits are for athletes, everyone else that wears wan is a Ned

I can just see ye noo BB......strolling about the grouse moors of Bellshill in yer Harris Tweed trackie and matching flat cap, shotgun in one hand, a finely rolled number in the other while you bellow at your manservant....'roll me another Jeeves then fetch my pipe, one feels like getting smashed today'!

PS. Us neds done a lot of running from the polis so ye could say we qualified as athletes!

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Minus 'FreezyBaws' this morning
Expecting snow over the next few days, and it's windy, a nice touch Mother Nature, when I've just shaved ma heid !!!
Supposed to get down to minus 17
FFS, that's up North, or back East weather...
Beau doesn't mind the cold, but he's now fast asleep on his bed, as I type

Fucking dawdle that weather
When I grew up you went ootside for a heat the hoose was that

 

[Smelltheg-love]

I can just see ye noo BB......strolling about the grouse moors of Bellshill in yer Harris Tweed trackie and matching flat cap, shotgun in one hand, a finely rolled number in the other while you bellow at you manservant....'roll me another Jeeves then fetch my pipe, one feels like getting smashed today'!

Then took a swig oot yer El D bottle

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Check this out troops the unseen fenian hands at work once again

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Then took a swig oot yer El D bottle

Naw, that’s fur yose neds, single malt, in the sliver hip flask

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Check this out troops the unseen fenian hands at work once again

you just couldn'ae comprehend how deluded that mob are

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Naw, that’s your yose needs, single malt, in the sliver hip flask

Geez a swig

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

you just couldn'ae comprehend how deluded that mob are

But we're obsessed

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Naw, that’s your yose needs, single malt, in the sliver hip flask

if you've got a hip flask made o silver and yir fae belshill, it'll have someone else name inscribed on it

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

if you've got a hip flask made o silver and yir fae belshill, it'll have someone else name inscribed on it

Bellshill bhoy u stand accused of being a robber defend ursel to the enjoyment of the rest if us

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

if you've got a hip flask made o silver and yir fae belshill, it'll have someone else name inscribed on it

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

It’s got Harris name on it

 

[Smelltheg-love]

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i stand corrected,
Apologies on its way through cyberspace

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

i stand corrected,
Apologies on its way through cyberspace

Apologies accepted, do ye want a wee hulf and a toke on ma joint of peace?

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Apologies accepted, do ye want a wee hulf and a toke on ma joint of peace?

as long as its no pink and veiny, sounds guid to me
Can yi tap me the train fare ?

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Train fare? I’ll send my chauffeur to collect you the rolls is in the garage getting a new Wilton wool shag plié carpet fitted, I’ll send the Bentley

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Train fare? I’ll send my chauffeur to collect you the rolls is in the garage getting a new Wilton wool shag plié carpet fitted, I’ll send the Bentley

FFS Bentley, no cramping my style buddy

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

FFS Bentley, no cramping my style buddy

Whit style, ye wear a shell suit trackie

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Train fare? I’ll send my chauffeur to collect you the rolls is in the garage getting a new Wilton wool shag plié carpet fitted, I’ll send the Bentley

I was on the golf course once with a client waiting on the green clearing
His phone goes
'Oh the laundry, yes that's right, if there's no one in, just try the Bentley or the Phantom and see if any of the doors are unlocked and leave it there'
Different strokes